Pilko

Mark Viduka is greedier than any of the Reading strikers. Free barbie and a few corkin' Sheila's?

And play who instead? A midfield 4 of Geremi RM, Butt CM, N'Zogbia CM and Duff LM. Barton on the bench, or in the stands.

We need to stop starting Joey Barton every time he's available. No touch, can't pass, head down, just the epitomy of a poor player. £5.8m that could have gone to Sport Relief, Mike.

And what makes you so sure of that? Every time the ball comes into our box you'd think it was a bomb or something, the way the defenders panic. Every time the opposition scores we fold like a pack of cards. Every time we miss a good chance heads drop. thats the spirit son, stay positive heh. wish I could, but until I see a starting 11 that doesn't include Barton, Smith and Taylor I'm dead pessimistic about any of our chances. While I'm on the subject of Taylor, someone give the lad a gobstopper. He's in the Chronicle every week saying we need to cut out the mistakes and play as a team - him being our saviour, the next England captain and such. Kev needs to ring the changes and fast. Too many players are in the team on merit.

And what makes you so sure of that? Every time the ball comes into our box you'd think it was a bomb or something, the way the defenders panic. Every time the opposition scores we fold like a pack of cards. Every time we miss a good chance heads drop.

Harper Beye-Faye-Cacapa-Enrique Geremi-Butt-N'Zogbia-Duff Owen-Carroll Bench: Forster, Taylor, Barton, Viduka, Martins Smith needs to be out of the 16. Taylor has been poor recently and needs to be dropped so that he is aware his place isn't 100% guaranteed, Carroll's reserve form means he needs to be given a start. We can't change our style of play until the summer and new players arrive - our current style is hit-and-hope long ball stuff. Smith never wins any headers, Carroll's main strength is winning headers and flick-ons. Perfect for Owen, no?