Pilko

am i getting a 0? fair enough, felt like nicky butt for the last 20 christ, sorry mate!

Aye, can't wait to see the photos.

It was a Napoli shirt, pedro.

was the blue keeper nufc_kev? anyway whoever it was he was class.

I got three assists, I'm having more than a 5 like! To be fair I was at the other end of the pitch for much of the game, but when I did see you (including that awful one-on-one) you weren't exactly world class

Player ratings of those I can remember: Reds: Optimistic Nut: 8, rock at the back and good in nets Northerngimp: 7, was superb second half but takes shit corners The Prophet: 6.5, good goal and made a few od last-ditch tackles Lien: 6.5, some decent passes in midfield Nixon: 6, the team didn't utilise his rocket pace enough marky555: 8.5, mercurial stu (I think he was the bloke with the white hat and stubble) 7.5, linked up play well Me: 7, did fuck all in the first half but grabbed a goal and an assist Toby: 8, some lovely touches Blues: King Kev: 8, came off his line superbly Wullie: 5, can see why there was some Shola catcalls Dave: 6, tried to bite my kneecaps cp40: 7.5, cracking goal Rich: 8, kept me quiet for most of the game anyway stupeedo 9.5, man of the match, ran the midfield Greg: 7, solid can't remember many else tbh, sorry! Blues:

Prophet got the red goal after mine because I set him up, jinky run and all that. Man of the match: stupeedo, ran the midfield Goal of the match: cp40's, the jamy bastard Vital contribution: King Kev, came off his line time and time again to mop up through balls. Sportsmanship award: Wullie for kicking the ball out after ON hurt himself. Ref rating: 9/10, can't complain

There was 2 big fat ones in red shirts tbh...

tape them ffs! come to this

COME AND FIND OUT PEDRO!!! KICK OFF IS AT 6pm come on!!! we can talk big brother...

I look forward to the photos etc back after the match, and of course the inevitable jokes about who people look or sound like.

Why is it that every time I hear Bruce in a post-match interview he says "it wasn't a classic by any stretch" just said it again on SSN

Excellent news.

I'm the only person on here able to say "I HAVE FIGUEROA IN MY FANTASY TEAM "

I'VE GOT A BALL, SO FUCK OFF JON!! :colo:

Actually yeah, who is bringing a ball?

Please tell me it's 0-0. On for some super fantasy points there.

It's going ahead anyway, we'll play 10 a side or whatever.

christ, all you pensioners trying to gaffer tape your bodies together.

Even if this football match is a bit naff, it's been worth it purely for the patter in this thread. I'm convinced it'll be good though.

Off out in an hour for some lunch, coming back home for four, getting changed etc and then meeting Venkman at around 5ish. See you all later.

Marouane Fellaini http://sitemaker.umich.edu/mc2/files/screech.jpg Screech from Saved by the Bell http://cmp.roularta.be/cmdata/Images/site72/kanalen/sport/voetbal/belgisch/marouanefellaini300.jpg

ahahaha, love it how Carson tries to blame all the defenders for that fuck-up

Why don't you go and munch on your racist carrots? No. I'm having a Thai curry.

It's an abbreviation: Tooj Ogles Big Yellow Men