Pilko

You'll not find that in any bartenders manual You'll find it in REPETITION FOR DUMMIES - By a Mr N.E. Five, which details how to encur the wrath of an entire forum in just five easy steps. With foreword from Freddy Shepherd.

I bloody we hope we do get compensation off Swindon, Nigel Pearson bloody decided to leave and then got the Southampton job days later.

I wonder whether Shepherd pulled the pint and Sir John Hall drank it, or the other way round?

I hope he fails and does it big time. Then the media can't really blame Blackburn's fans... because they don't have any

You might just make it to half time then eh? I'd be fine with playing on Astroturf at Coach Lane. Just book it as soon as you can imo. And for the record The Prophet, I prefer using an antibacterial liquid soap!

How pathetic. Go and stand in the corner, both of you.

Should try and keep it at Coach Lane if possible imo, this is a major problem if we need to re-confirm everyone.

But we have Geremi, the 'free kick specialist'...

Excellent news. I'll probably tip you a bit at the venue mate.

6-8 would be OK but 5-7 would be better. IMO, as soon as Venkman has close to 22 positive PM's he should go ahead and book it

Agree with the proposed times but would rather it was 5-7pm and we meet at about 4.45 in the car park.

And as a side-thing, I reckon we should have a penalty shootout at the end.

Nobody knows me, but I'm generally awful. All I can do, is head and pass.

Up to you really mate, the only thing I'd kind of insist on (very politely) is "Crosses Ball = Early/From Deep" or occasionally anyway.

Right Team 1... a little food for thought? http://img396.imageshack.us/img396/4132/noformationkf2.png http://img396.imageshack.us/img396/noformationkf2.png/1/w378.png http://img396.imageshack.us/img396/7533/notacticsjm5.png http://img396.imageshack.us/img396/notacticsjm5.png/1/w556.png

That would be excellent, if you're volunteering.

Aye, I can spy a few rapings for Rovers in the not so distant future.

Really? Meh. Anelka then. Anelka only cost 15 million pounds. That really isn't a very high price for a player of his calibre. Darren Bent was £16.5m....

The fact that Allardyce sits in the stands for the first half will increase Blackburn's average home crowd by roughly 12%.

Pedersen to play at full back, McCarthy to play in CM. You heard it here first.

Steven Taylor is a spitting image of Frankenstein's monster.

Fancy booking it and paying for it Dave? There's at least a tenner profit in it for you, and lots and lots of kudos.

To be honest, if Dave or anyone else wants to come to this, they can, but won't be guaranteed a full game - if they make a donation to paying for the pitch then they can come on as a sub or whatever. Basically the first 22 people to declare interest are priority, then anyone else can take the place of those unable to go or who don't turn up?

Only one man for the job, John Sitton.

He can't talk to other Premiership clubs until the end of the season iirc. No, he can talk to other clubs when there is six months left on his contract. Olof Mellberg had signed a pre-contract with Juve in early January last year, yet played on for Villa until the end of the season. Note the "Premiership clubs" bit mate. He can talk to clubs abroad, but not in England (until around May 18th - 6 weeks before his contract is up). Ah, is that right. My bad.