Pilko

Guehi single 13/2 Sky £5 Jota, Lacazette & Kane to score Sky enhanced 20/1 £5 Then done various small stake trebs/quads: Guehi/Westwood/Soyuncu W.Hughes/Robertson/Tarkowski/Lokonga C.Jones/Tierney/Maddison White/Brownhill/Matip/Mitchell

Much more useful since Lard Arse fucked off, in that he seems to be grafting harder and has toned down the needless Hollywood passes. Still, I can't stand him, after years of unreliable, lazy, moody, petulant performances and 1 good game in 12 if you're lucky. His limitations are ten fold and whilst he's a necessary evil at the moment cos he's the only fucker who can pass in centre midfield, I can't wait til we ship him out and upgrade.

His positioning in the first half was embarrassingly bad, thankfully rectified second half. His distribution is light years ahead of anything we've had in the right back position for ages.

Well done to him for today. First half was really poor and we looked exposed in the fullback positions, I thought we were lucky to come in level. A real mess and no cohesion, plan, pattern to our forward play. Second half much better, we grew into it, for once took advantage of an individual error rather than committing one, and deserved the win overall. The fact we kept playing and didn't revert to the 18 yard line after scoring hopefully shows he's starting to learn. Really pleasing to see us pushing up and forcing the issue even when in the lead because if we'd sat back like last week I'm convinced we're talking about another 1-1 here best case. Still work to do of course but a hard fought win that and I hope he can use it as a platform to build on. Hopefully the Lascelles injury sees us push the button on a proper centre half.

Excellent today, despite the joker alongside him for the first 70 mins.

He's rubbish. First touch worse than Shola.

Wood's first touch is horrible.

Best thing ever seeing that utter fucking carthorse Lascelles go off injured. Hope that's his last game for us.

Fulham to score 2+ today was 11/10, printing money considering their current form.

Fraser and Wood might as well have taken the day off and got us to play with 9 men.

This is bleak. What the fuck are they doing in training? Absolutely no cohesion or semblance of a plan.

Killer Clown 8/1 with the freebie. Ramsey and Holgate cards in the early, 25/1.

Already been said by others but this would be an excellent bit of business, really hope we get him.

Can't believe so many of our fans turned their noses up at the notion of getting Potter in.

Got on this at 12s.

Kante, Moder & Mac Allister 1+ SOT 23/1 Alzate & Rudiger cards 18/1

Get him in and get that fucking cunt Lascelles out of the team. Be a monumental transfer this if only to see someone new drop a bollock for a change.

I'd give him a year's extension like. He's the only person at the club competent at defending other than perhaps Fernandez. I'd sooner ship out the dickheads gifting the opposition goals week after week than him, although long term he's clearly nowhere near good enough and unreliable from an injury standpoint.

Albert Luque as DOF

Feels quiet today and given the 2-3 day ramp period from strong links to player signed, that's a bit of a concern for the weekend. We need to see some heavy links/fees agreed etc by tomorrow night really.

Wasn't he assistant to Jason Tindall when he was Bournemouth boss?

Think we'll be in the game for most of this but ultimately crumble late. 3-1.

You, along with everyone else, were not saying this when Bruce was in post. It's revisionist twaddle designed to absolve Howe of any responsibility and I don't know why he's getting a completely free ride from so many. He's pissed away points along with the players.

More embarrassing to blindly tie your colours to HMS Bournemouth and Bust and salute him as we go down without a whimper.

They shouldn't be beyond criticism. I'm delighted they're here but it's been far from a smooth ride so far you have to admit.