Pilko

Salisu, JWP and Marcal 85/1 Saiss, Romeu and Livramento 60/1 Hwang & JWP 2+ SOT each 34/1

So great to watch that you can't tear your eyes away and look at the keyboard

What a game this has been. Brentford are incred.

What an utter cunt Klopp is subbing him immediately after that

Usual 1-1, except instead of playing well and failing to win we'll get dicked and spawn a point.

Thanks mate, I am indeed. My biggest winner in about 4 years I think and a great way to end a few lousy weeks of betting form full of near misses!

Manquillo, Ekong and Cathcart 185/1 £5

C Jones and Ajer 85/1 Henry and Noergaard 28/1 Sky SOT boost Salah and Mane 2+ 9/1

Fucking get in. Jared Gillett is a hero. After weeks of 2/3, 3/4 on cards finally a big winner!

I need Cathcart for a shade under a grand, or Fede for £150. Gillett really is the best ref you can get.

Fede and Ritchie 22/1

Hope not

Man U

3-0 Watford and Willock to limp off first half.

Chelsea have been a bag of shit so far today. Hopefully that City goal wakes them up.

'Player Carded Accumulators' although there's a really limited selection (you can't pick and choose, they give set doubles) and the odds are absolute poverty. If you've something in mind specifically I'd ask someone with a B365 or Betfair account to do it for you.

Ronaldo & Lukaku goals, Targett & Dias cards was 50/1 now 66/1 on Sky with Footy Accumulators boost. Around 120/1 if you price it up on B365

Lukaku SOT evens on PP, 20 max.

Man U's second string should still be beating West Ham's second string like. Ole's crap and long may it continue that Man U fans defend his latent mediocrity.

Couple of long price card trebles: Kral, Dalot, Bailly 275/1 Matic, Dawson, Johnson 110/1

Another stab at upsets tonight. Villa, Wolves, West Ham to score 2+ goals and Swansea to score 1+ goals 108/1

Really sad news this. Obviously a passionate and well-intentioned bloke and an awful thing that you'd not wish on anyone. Hope he and his family get as much support as possible. His ludicrous DoF return to one side, I still maintain we'd have stayed up in 2009 if he had saw out the season and we didn't endure Hughton then Shearer from WBA away onwards. He was embarrassing and brash but I don't think quite as bad a manager as some we've had (Carver, McClaren, even Bruce) - I still all these years later think he'd have drawn his way to a safe finish.

Safe to assume the answer is "yes" when asking "are we out of a cup?"