Pilko

Yessssssssss

Yesssssss Great goal

Barnes decision making has been absolutely chod so far.

Wave a card you soft cunt ref. That's absolutely blatant.

"And in memory of Joe Kinnear who was associated with both clubs today, on the referee's whistle, there will be a minute's collective calling Simon Bird a cunt"

Liverpool Take that Klopp you utter prick.

You just know they'll get a sickening late equaliser after loads of added time, or a dodgy pen, or something. I can't enjoy Liverpool yet.

Easiest way is probably to wait til stoppage time and then kick the ball into orbit after the ref has blown for a free kick or throw.

I used to work with his mam, from what she always told us he's a proper hot head like plenty tales she told us about him falling out with various people, managers etc over the years. He's a Toon fan and hates the mackems as they never gave him a proper chance when he was trying to break through, fyi.

Such a pity these games are on at the same time. Had to grab my laptop so I can multi-view these

Absolutely no chance we can go into another season with Isak and Wilson as our two orthodox striking options, it's a disaster waiting to happen given their fitness records.

Gameweek 33 Newcastle 2-2 Spurs Brentford 1-1 Sheff United Burnley 0-2 Brighton Man City 4-1 Luton Forest 1-2 Wolves Bournemouth 0-1 Man United Liverpool 2-0 Palace West Ham 2-1 Fulham Arsenal 3-1 Villa Chelsea 2-1 Everton

And from his first interview, "Jeremiah" in midfield

Horrid disease, RIP Joe. He was obviously way past it when he pitched up here for the first time and despite all the embarrassment he caused, I'm convinced in an alternate timeline where he doesn't get ill before West Brom away that we stay up that year. Hughton's caretakership and Shearer's hail mary were brutal, whereas Joe from memory had us drawing a lot and probably just about tracking towards a survival total. The DOF bit was just mental zero permanent signings, trying to sign a lad who we'd loaned out and then getting his boat in the official picture with Remy when he joined on loan, despite that being in the works for ages before JK reappeared. Then allegedly bungling the Cabaye sale because he didn't understand exchange rates. An era that is ever more ridiculous the further we get away from it and look back. But, he did try and knock Phil Brown out and for that he wins a few points back.

Wood had his Toon top back on there for a sec.

4 fouls in 14 mins by Yates, some going

Never scored a senior goal and he's hitting those fair play to the kid.

0 shots all half from Man United Long live ten Hag

That's some special bottling from Sellick

Rangers summoning the spirit of their former gaffer Wally Mick Beale here with this Old Firm performance.

I completely understand why you'd not choose that too, but when you watch the midfield of late and the way various teams run through it at will anyway with Sean in there, I think you may as well lean into the end-to-end basketball match style and have three lads in there who can pass.

By the way - I'm not suggesting he doesn't play Sean at all, I get that we aren't mega blessed with options, but I don't get why he hasn't taken the option to sit him down even once in the recent run where we've had a few bodies back. He's stood out as being incredibly poor and dipping him out even for one game might have helped, who knows.

Shitter of a game today but yet another one to tag onto the "Murph starts, we win" showreel. He'll have better games.