Pilko

He was cack as always. Many misplaced passes and hid a lot as per.

FYI Keegan in 2008 used the yellow "I had a shitter" bib.

Greg and joeyt? What is this, 2009 NE5 and Mick?

I picture Charnley like Darren Lamb from Extras. Phone unplugged for 2 days and appointed "a fat bloke... with a tan ideally" to play the part of the Head Coach in the panto.

Head Couch Potato Head more like

Ashley probably looking to buy the Linton Travel Tavern.

The Chronicle literally "play things down" for a living.

I often wonder if "he knows the club" is the best term from PFM bingo.

Aye. Rafa sticks out like a sore thumb in that every single other manager in the Ashley era at the time of their employment would never have been considered for any other PL job. Keegan - had been out the game about 5 years Kinnear - had been out the game about 5 years Shearer - TV pundit Hughton - well respected no.2 and coach but had never managed Pardew - sacked by League 1 Southampton Carver - no.2 and had only managed in Canada or as a caretaker McClaren - sacked by Championship Derby and hadn't managed in the top flight for about 8 or 9 years (Rafa) Bruce - sacked by Championship Villa, at Championship Sheff Wed, not managed in top flight for 5 years Ashley targets these types as they'll accept his awful working conditions due to them having fuck all chance of a top job. NUFC or bust.

Sheffield to Lincoln what a marathon trek

Just taken 20s on Redfearn with Sky. 40s for Marty O'Neill too.

Martin O'Neill will be next imo.

Fancy that! He's a friend of Bruce and still thinks he'd be a shit appointment.

Batten down the hatches and wuh got wuh backsides kicked are my two top Brucey Bingo entries. He'll be as shit and annoying as McClaren imo.

I'm 100% out if Bruce is appointed like. Done.

Aye. Didn't we beat this mob 5 or 6 nowt a few years ago?

Better batten down the hatches lads, we're gonna get wuh backsides kicked.

...the DNA test results show that Penfold... ... IS Lee's biological father.

Aye, any amount of local divvies will flock to his gaff for an expensive haircut to see if they can find out anything about the takeover. Business savvy Paddy.

Paddy Forster cuts some of the players hair doesn't he? Good as an official statement imo.

Really sad if he goes, absolutely love him. Don't blame him in the slightest though, if he's had enough of our bloody cowboy outfit then fair play to him.

Both barrels please Rafa.

Worded strangely, looks like Odin knocked it together.

£15m Leeds are after double that for Kalvin frigging Phillips

Get up there.