Pilko

Two words - Chris Feather.

It would be peak Ashley to finally allow the takeover to happen but at a time when we can't go out to celebrate it.

Had £5 on. Reinvested £5 of that on Falcao first at 5/1.

He was a bellend. I remember he tried to mock the away fans once cos they didn’t sell out. It was proper tacky. He said "did you lot come in a fucking taxi" to the Pompey fans didn't he?

Had his house ransaaced.

All owa the national league today.

Had Sire du Berlais, Min and Simply the Betts as ew patent and ew treble today - £10 in stakes into a shade over £300 Biggest ever win on the gee gees by a good couple of hundred that. Will be placing only the odd small ew bet tomorrow as don't want to fritter it away.

Those last lines are so David Brent "There goes Alan Pardew, I must remember to thank him"

Fiddlerontheroof in the first, got on at 6/1 last week, was into 5s this morning. Fancy it.

Ryder even uses irritating Bruce-ism "walked through the door" in that for fucks sake. They're now writing their shit articles in Bruce speak.

I hate how he gets drawn into things, fat wanker. Just because a journalist asks doesn't mean you have to give chapter and verse. "It's ongoing, really hope we can keep him as he's a good player" - would suffice.

Absolutely rattled at the slightest thing, you love to see it.

Even when we're seemingly cruising to an easy win he has to fuck it up and try to give them the initiative back, fat wanker.

Gareth Barry about the only player still active who I'd back Sean Longstaff to do for pace.

Anyone else sick of him saying "since I walked through the door" or "when I walked in the door" in every fucking interview?

Pards proceeded to pay lip service to the group of angry Dutch fans, made easier by the fact that he is in fact roughly 104% lips in composition.

Steve Bruce had the players in for a Sunday session What they didn't say is that it was at The Diamond rather than the training ground.

1-1 Brewcie special.

Sky Boost landed nicely. Doncaster did me for a tidy sum today elsewhere.

Fair play to Brucey, very impressive to go 8 unbeaten and somehow look absolutely fucking shite in every single game.

Steve looks gutted - kebab shop must shut at 10:30.

All my bets shite today apart from Wigan at 9/1 slim profit in the end.

Lump on Oxford on Tuesday lads. "Wuh wuh tired after the Norwich game"