Pilko

I remember the hype around the 15,000th. Ended up being Moritz '15,000' Volz

I'll be disappointed if we only lose by 2 or 3. Need at least a margin of 5 here.

Varane/Moutinho 33/1 (it's Dean) Pogba assist/Neves 2+ SOT 44/1 Pogba & Trincao 2+ SOT 38/1

Great use of those two as an example. If anyone remembers QPR striker and FM legend Rowan Vine, he recently said on a podcast that "if there's two blokes in football who'd look in the mirror and have a wank, it's Phil Brown and Alan Pardew"

Westwood and Ayling cards 33/1

What chances were these exactly? Wilson had a header saved just before HT from a corner, a 25 yard free kick from Murphy went over and Murphy also had a deflected cross tipped round. That was it He's on another planet the fucking imbecile.

Is this "who's the biggest PFM" or "who's actually the best out of the PFM types"?

£25m for Zouma is unbelievably good value, top top signing for West Ham that.

Paul Lambert Owen Coyle

Tactics Tim Sherwood

Murphy for the first Southampton goal was absolutely laughable, basically stands there and watches Redmond saunter past him. He doesn't even have the instincts of a defender. Ritchie I felt a bit sorry for today in that Maxi tends to wander over to the right, so all day there's a massive yawning chasm in front of him and nobody to try pick out with a ball down the line. The whole thing is a lopsided disjointed mess and of course no matter how crap some of the players are, the main culprit is the tin of Spam in a tracksuit waddling around the technical area.

Him and Murphy are absolutely rotten, huge part of why we look like even more of a bag of shit than we usually do under Bruce.

We genuinely didn't have a touch in their third for the first half an hour. Didn't even lay a glove. Miracle we got a point today, absolutely chronic. Murphy in particular was a disgrace. Our team is canny poor but it looks worse than it should because of the fat lard on the touchline.

He should be thanking his lucky stars we got a point from that not moaning about the pen, the thick fat cunt.

I think they're making sensible signings for a team at that level with cash. They've not gone down the flair player route, it's all established "top" players from League 2 with proven longevity who they'll phase out if/when they make it to League 1.

Holding card 4/1 single

It's so if he has a class season for Aberdeen we can get a fee for him, basically.

They should have offered Ronnie player/manager tbh.

Forgot to mention it but clocked Matt Ritchie looking round the Porsche garage at Silverlink on Monday. Seems like it was another Monday spent off work, not learning how to defend for good old Magic Hat Matt.

really earning his money there. I thought his one strength was slapping the lads on the back and getting them all fired up?

Some insane card prices on Paddy. S Longstaff 10/1 Hendrick 15/2 J Murphy 10/1 Joelinton 7/1 Krafth 7/1 Depending on who starts will do some small stake doubles and trebles.

Burnley, Newport and WBA to qualify treble.

Was listening to a podcast recently where a player who is good mates with Ade Akinbiyi said "he didn't ever even walk past a gym let alone go in one".....

Hope he remembers to read the small print in his conetract.