Pilko

What's this weird thing nowadays where Championship managers get the tin tack and land a Premier League job immediately after?

Absolutely finished like. Can't move and can barely pass.

Had a massive row with two blokes in the pub tonight, who I overhead making remarks of the "couldn't pick his fucking nose, useless Spanish bastard" sort. "Too negative" apparently. Rather silly that he played it tight against a side who scuttled Liverpool 5-0, Watford 0-6 away, won at Old Trafford and Stamford Bridge and haven't lost in the league all season. Played it pretty well IMO. Tad uniucky not to nab a late point and I only would have started someone more mobile than Diame, my single criticism.

Aye. I got the feeling that even if it was a pen there we wouldn't have been awarded it cos it's against Man City and we never get given pens anyway.

Is that his old West Brom scarf?

Didn't Boro sack Southgate after a win too? Fucking divvies.

I hope his neighbour goes to put his bins out for him, and accidentally scratches the side of his car on the way past.

1-3

Fucking class

Fucking dick

Mbemba must be the CM option on that bench

Hope he takes his chance today like.

Saivet might as well give him a shot like. Diame though

MISTERRRRRRRRRR KENEDDDDDYYYYY

Hopefully we're doing deals now and not waiting til January 26th to make preliminary phone calls as per.

Depends who they get like.

Leicester have to be worth a stab at that price like.

92nd minute Everton corner wins my bet get in

Not looking too shabby at HT. Need 4 second half Everton corners.

1-0 loss.

Just had a text from a lad at work suggesting Swansea to score 1+ goals, 6+ Everton corners and 10+ booking points per team at 9/2 on Featured RABs

Salah is unreal

Had a mare on the footy yesterday but had the presence of mind to lump £20 on Jan Dekker to beat Klaasen in the darts at 13/8, which rescued my day.

4-1 defeat, Gayle with an early one then the usual cave-in. Bet there's a goal conceded between 44:00 and the end of the first half, too.

Will look good in our five man bastard midfield. Charnley: How much is Acquah on for? Torino: He's on at £325,000. Charnley: Will you take three hundred and twenty.. four? Torino: ..yeah