Pilko

Third goal conceded on the brink of half time in a row. We never learn do we? I hate this ultra-cautious approach all the time. Granted our forwards are fucking crap but we can't defend for shit.

Ashley Young bagging a couple already. Looking like a good gameweek for me!

Needed dropping like. He's the only thing that takes longer to go down in the Premier League than the mackems.

Clark and Lejeune worry me as a pair. Fucking Joselu starting again too, what a joke. Glad to see Mbemba and Merino in there.

The new Gouffran. Untouchable and shit.

Most important players to be dropped in order: 1) Joselu 2) Lejeune 3) Ritchie 4) Manquillo Would bring in Mitrovic, Mbemba, Aarons and Gamez/Dummett for these four.

It'll be a 1-0 loss in the style ot Brighton, Burnley and Huddersfield. Barely a shot on target and a home winner from the only clear cut chance they create.

Agreed, but I can understand it. It was a Carver, Pards, Stevie Mac level performance in isolation. We looked a beaten side from kick off.

Huddersfield can fuck off. No shots on target so deserve nowt.

Burnley and Everton double £5 for £150 Got a few darts RABs on, mainly need Cross and Gurney to annihilate their opponents.

Pards mused, and then replied...

Burnley at 5/1 looks very tempting today.

Definitely think when he's captaining the side we look completely devoid of any leadership.

dont think he can drop Lejeune until lascelles is fit because we need mbemba at LB. Yedlin - Clark - Mbemba - Gamez?

Needs to drop Joselu, Manquillo and Lejeune urgently.

We couldn't cope with Watford's formation and looked ponderous in defence and attack. As for the flags, who knows?

Gray beat him to everything today. Looked sluggish and weak.

Best player by a mile.

Baffling why Mbemba was randomly frozen out and why he insists on flogging a dead three-legged Spanish horse up top. Too slow to make changes today too. That said, if we'd backed him we'd potentially be doing as well as Watford are. Daft.

Don't take this the wrong way like I never imagined you to be 6'7 I'm picturing Jaws from James Bond I dressed as him for a new years party last year.

Elliot 4 Yedlin 4 Clark 3 Lejeune 4 Manquillo 4 Shelvey 5 Diame 4 Murphy 6 Ritchie 4 Gayle 5 Joselu 3

Positionally dreadful.

Clark was worse than him but he was fucking abject again today. Soft as shite

Lads, I'm 6ft7 and 18 clem, and I reckon I could move faster. Bloody awful. Drosselu.

Nae chance we keep a clean sheet without Lascelles IMO. We are gonna need to net 2 or 3 to win this and hopefully Gayle continues his decent last few matches.