Pilko

I've always said Dubravka was crap, I've never said any different, turns out I was right. You're a thick bastard at the best of times anyway but clearly having an especially divvy day today.

Hip hip hooray 4-1

Eddie will probably have him doing shuttle runs down the side of the pitch for 90+ minutes during the game just to make sure he doesn't get a break.

I hate him. He's an absolute joke, he's shit.

Useless jug eared gormless cunt Dubravka is. Sick of the fucking useless bastard already.

That should be a red, not that it'll affect the outcome

Still flogging Tripps for another 90 mins

Totally agree, but he'll continue to flog a dead horse. Said this at Everton too, just getting some of the bodies off for a breather when the game is dead was a no brainer and he chose not to. Don't get it at all.

Fucking crap. He's absolutely finished.

Dubravka is a fucking useless cunt. What the hell was he doing there?

Great to see a nice balanced Sky panel - Michael Dawson and Jamie Redknapp. Surprised they don't just go the whole hog and have Darren Anderton and Alan Sugar doing the commentary.

Worst thing about this is despite being absolutely fucking dump we've had two golden chances and could easily be 2-2 here.

Please take him off, Eddie. He's fucking shattered.

Trippier AGAIN for fucks sake. This is fucking shite.

Pathetic powderpuff finish from Almiron. We're such a fucking chore to watch at the minute, can't even take chances that the opposition gift to us.

Fuck off Bruno. What a lazy, shit, brainless touch that was.

Been coming that. We've been fucking shite.

How the fuck did we waste that situation? Fucks sake.

Just please, please - no more injuries today.

I still remember the night the news broke that he was away to Palace, was about eight or nine deep into our annual post-Christmas pub crawl, everyone was going absolutely mental celebrating

We went about four PL seasons without a red card being awarded to the opposition. There was one away at Norwich circa Jan 2014 (which got rescinded anyway ) which was then followed by a Huddersfield defender at home in like February 2019 (granted we had a year out in the Championship). Not sure if anyone has the stat on how many PL matches it ended up being?

"depth is an issue" Errrrr, we've got four senior keepers. I think what they mean is "the ones after Pope aren't good enough". Absolutely no point having Karius and Gillespie on the books if they can't even play a handful of games when called upon.

Man U bench today: Bayindir (gk) Hojlund Rashford Varane Pellestri Wan-Bissaka van de Beek Evans Mainoo Every single one of those outfield subs has seem meaningful pitch time for Man U in their career other than Mainoo who's just broken through (but is highly rated) and van de Beek who's massively out of favour, but still cost £25m or something and is a senior player. Still, there's tons of experience on there and players who've played in international and European finals ready to come on. Compare that to two keepers, Paul Dummett, Matt Ritchie, Emil Krafth and four lads with 10 minutes PL experience between them Aye Man U have got it really tough.

Fantastic to see that neckless bald twat finally get undone heavy at home. Bruno F suspended for Anfield next time out. Might be the only time in a while I want a mega Liverpool win.