Pilko

Today is all the more frustrating because we've lost give derbies in a row by being utter fucking shit; we didn't need to lose another one because of some bent cunt of an official.

I honestly would have applauded McClaren more if he had instructed the team to walk off the pitch on the award of the penalty.

What a fucking disgrace. It was Elliot's ball any day of the week. Another bent cunt trying to make a name for himself.

Feel like we'll win this with Coloshitcinni banned. 2-1.

Got on Nice to get over 1.5 at 5/4 and if they don't Wullie is getting kicked the fuck down Stoorie Brae.

Heskey and Shola up top

He's a bit under the weather I think. Aye, been looking a bit discoloured lately.

Aston Villa 1-2 Swansea Leicester 1-0 Crystal Palace Norwich 2-0 West Brom Stoke 1-1 Watford West Ham 1-3 Chelsea Arsenal 2-1 Everton Sunderland 1-1 Newcastle Bournemouth 0-1 Spurs Man Utd 2-2 Man City Liverpool 1-2 Southampton

Hart, Sterling Smalling, Jones, Carrick, Rooney, Lingard Cahill, Terry Walcott, Ox, Gibbs Who've I missed? Has Loftus-Cheek played?

Finish work at 1am Sunday morn, a good seven or so hours kip, four pack in the house and then onto wherever is open! When do most places start serving?

Idols

That Tiote red card still boils my piss. Yes he was late, but only because some Mackem cunt was tugging his shirt for him.

Seeing as Cisse is an absolute waste of time in the current system he's effectively gonna be third choice; Mitro's stand-in, if you like.

Hartlepool (cos am gan) Wycombe Hull Millwall Bradford Also picked the 5 most likely draws in the CL for 480/1.

What's the value tonight then?

The value bet for the derby has to be a double on Cattermole and Colback carded.

Steve Evans is the most fucking crooked, bent and horrid cunt in the game, other than He Who Must Not Be Named of course. Tried to cheat Boston United into the Football League and has been done for tax evasion before. Perfect fit for Leeds and their wide-boy owner.

Very very convinced we'll concede the first goal, because we have in the last seven derbies or something (disclaimer: I haven't actually checked this). It's whether we can score or not and I think we'll get one. 1-1.

Thought you were agreeing with him? He's another one embarrassing himself just to disagree with me. I was on your side and defending you! Wtf, lol This TCD rhetoric has reached toxic levels, like. Everyone needs to calm down and have a drink (including the dude himself). He's making every single thread fucking shite and has done for months, so the digs will continue from me until he winds his neck in or fucks off NE5 levels of thread derailment tbh.

Wasn't great on Sunday but he should be playing CB with Mbemba tbh. Janmaat - Mbemba - Dummett - Mbabu is what I'd be thinking.

Was praying for a booking so that the derby wouldn't include this no-hoper. He's so frigging peripheral.

Excellent going forwards today, but his lack of effort on the first goal was fucking criminal; completely gives up. Agree with the above comment that he was only slightly better than usual and Norwich were just laughably bad at the back, like. How on earth Alex Neil hasn't lost an away game with them before today or whatever that stat was beggars belief.

5 year deal Has this fat prick ever kept a clean sheet over 90 minutes for us? Was haphazard as ever today.

Fuck all joy in the 3pm games yesterday, but got on Ramsey/Arsenal wincast at 4/1 (great value IMO) which took me into a small profit for the day.