Pilko

Howay, let's have a funny goalkeeping howler. Getting bored now.

Toormore in the 14.30 Qeyaadah in the 15.05 Mecca's Angel in the 15.40 And a small e/w treble on the lot also.

:lol: 'Challenge 21 Stone'

Can see the fee (whoever gets him) being about £8-9m or so with add-ons relating to PL appearances, international appearances/goals etc.

England -1 at 12/5 seems crazy good. Reactionary pricing after the Ireland snoozeathon.

We don't have enough forwards, we need atleast two in my opinion and atleast two CB's, and another player who can cover the LB and RB positions. I'd also add another winger in that as well because we don't have anyone good enough to be starting on the opposite wing to Cabella. Cabella should be nowhere near the team I agree, we should persevere with proven shite like Gouffran, Ameobi and Obertan and see where that gets us.

I can imagine Carver and Stone trying to blag their way into the executive suites at SJP next season in exactly the same way Hale and Pace try to get into The Ivy in the Extras Christmas special. "We used to be called The Management"

Was just about to post this

Good start to the McClaren administration. Two of the three stooges binned... hopefully we're waiting on Palace to poach Woodman and get the decks cleared.

Dwight Gayle is class. Given 30 starts in this league I'd see him getting easily 12+ goals. Unless he's played on the wing by some silver haired cunt of course.

One year deal So when he leaves next summer they'll be in the same position... only in the PL thanks to our derby no shows, needing a new manager and then having to offload all of the overpriced old tat that the previous incumbent has frittered away Short's millions on.

They can still carry on til midnight anyway though whilst Spurs sort out their paperwork.

Yeah I thought that too. Him playing on the wing coincided with Derby's best form since dropping from the top division too so must have done something right Yeah. Ultimately what matters is whether the decision was right, not whether Bamford liked it. Has some similiarites with the Ba/Cisse/HBA front three and then Pardew dropping his arse about Ba booting off, changing to the shit 4-4-2 and almost relegating us due to Ba fucking off anyway. Hopefully McClaren would at least stick with something if it seemed to work.

Could it be that McClaren merely decided to play his strongest central striker (Chris Martin) in that position, rather than shoehorning him out wide for the sake of developing one of Chelsea's players who he never had a chance of signing permanently?

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Crimes against football I heard.

Basically. http://i62.tinypic.com/2ikv19x.png This is fucking amazing work :lol:

Rewind to December 2010... We all knew it would be Pardew but there was talk of Jol at points. This is the same thing... relatively exciting name thrown in but we all know it'll be Schteeve.

Would rather roll the dice than get a British merry go round tosser. Probably an accident waiting to happen if we did go for Vieira but maybe we'll strike gold. Hard to tell.

Best one I can remember is David Unsworth coming off the bench for Wigan, keeping them up in their first PL season with a penalty, relegating Sheffield United where he'd just left a few months previous, then getting released about two days later. As for Jonas; right choice to release him but what a guy. Great service to the club and maximum effort always, regardless of his performance level.

He'll have a timeshare in Bulgaria.

Yep. I'd not say no to having the fella around after he's retired, because he's clearly got a lot of love for the club and seems to be an infectious, driven sort of character. However a new playing contract would be the wrong move; anyone who thinks otherwise isn't thinking with their head.

I'd take Fat Eddie Murphy over Fat Headed John, would be a fucking weird one though.

Jim Carver from Sun Hill Police Station would be an improvement

Because other clubs such as Derby might be more concerned about getting their house in order early and actually making a proper fist of something, rather than waiting around for a few million quid compo at the expense of the next entire season's preparation time.