Pilko

Will blame Alnwick and probably the young players but not Gouffran, Williamson, Riviere, Colback etc.

Gets 90 minutes every week Funny actually, when Gouffran first came to the club and looked like he might be an alright player, he used to get subbed every week and it was a bit of a thing on here.

Even Jozy will be confident. Soldado just scored past him so I'd back Jozy's dead great-granny to fancy her chances.

We lost 4-0 at home to Arsenal before the 5-1, just sayin'. Dunno why I am, like.

he must have touched the ball about five or six times all match, man.

They'll be haring out the blocks and firing many a shot at our crisp packet hands goalie. I can't wait.

Everybody dismal except for Armstrong. Fuck off and die Pardew.

Armstrong offered more attacking threat in about 15 minutes than this cunt did in over an hour. He's hopeless, I hate him.

I absolutely fucking hate him already. He's like Gouffran MKIII; offers absolutely bugger all.

Fuck off. Not one player even looks interested.

I've had more positive impact on this football match than this cunt has, simply by sitting in my pants eating Doritos and shouting "fuck off man" at the screen every so often.

Third choice, third senior game, whatever. That is a Sunday morning, amateur, fucking pathetic mistake and I'm petrified for the derby with this gimp in net.

Eh, why? Our bench is like a creche, Gouffranguish and Riviere are playing (ineffective attackers) and Williamson is shitting up the defence at the back. Also third choice rookie keeper between the sticks. Spurs good value IMO.

Subs: Anita for Cabella (58) Armstrong for Perez (75) Vuckic for Riviere (88) Nailed on btw.

Fazio is playing, guaranteed rick or red card there

Vurnon Anita earning his money tonight as a childminder.

Williamson Riviere :anguish: GOUFFRAN :anguish:

Cup TV selections are always selected in the order as follows: 1) Man U 2) Local derbies 3) Potential giant-killing (AFC B v L'pool) 4) All Prem tie (THFC v NUFC) 5) Anything else

He'll pick Gouffran, Spurs will look there for the taking and we'll sit back to a 2-0 defeat.

We win and we'll draw Chelsea. Of course, if we lose Spurs will draw Sheff Utd.

Nice to see he returned to the crime scene of his worst ever Newcastle performance and put on a decent tribute act. He's fucking shit this guy, and has been for several years now.

I don't think there's any player I'd love to see net the winner in the derby more than this lad.

Another 90 minutes for Alsoran, fucking sickening. He did absolutely nothing for the whole game.

The second goal was poor, otherwise I don't think he was at fault. He didn't exactly inspire confidence, mind.

Dummett should be playing in his place and Haidara at LB. Pitiful.