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And again Clive's foaming here, this is glorious.

I hope from now on that we get pitch invaders, many of them, at every single Clive Game on the telly.

The pitch invader at Spurs worth it seeing as Clive is raging about it, miserable prick.

Kane on the bench cheers Poch, you shit cunt wanker.

Not sure what Wolfsburg were playing at with the rate of men back from that corner, like. Lukaku just entered beast mode

Anyone watching Wolfsburg/Everton? What a start, end to end, chances galore

Quid on Kane/2-1 Spurs at 32/1. Quid on Spurs, Inter, PSV, Zurich, St Etienne, Kobenhaven, Besiktas at 38/1.

Cronky loves defending anyone who's banged to rights for being shit and/or a cunt. Owen, Colback, Pardew, probably Souness if we look back far enough. Colback is absolutely bang average. He's like one of the quiet ones on The Apprentice who cry "I didn't do anything wrong!", to which someone always retorts "You didn't DO anything!"

Score draw. 1-1.

Without talking about his limited ability with a football, which I'm sure even the most stout Dummett fan would admit, can anyone name a "bad" game he's had, or absolutely massive fuck-up he's made directing in a goal against? I'm coming up with the Sunderland away game, his first league start, where Fletcher bossed him for the opener. That's about it, really. I said this last season and I'll say it again: there are players who are far more culpable, who are far more experienced, and they get nowhere near the amount of stick that this fella does when things aren't going so well.

Make a pun out of that Scottish surname then, I fucking dare yas.

BTTS on all the 7.45 CL games @ 62/1 - £1.50 Arsenal/Dortmund draw, Real Madrid, Juventus, Ludogorets/Liverpool draw @ 22/1 - £5 Atletico/Olympiakos draw, Anderlecht/Galatasaray draw, Bayer/Monaco draw @ 67/1 - £1

Kevin Phillips - Leicester, WBA, Sunderland, Palace, Villa, Soton Tal Ben Haim - QPR, Man City, Chelsea, West Ham, (Sunderland) Those two surely have to be the base for the current players one?

He's spent the whole frigging game saying that, "by my calculations..." and all this bollocks. Him and Townsend are fucking dreadful, then back to that gimp Chiles in the studio. Do ITV not get any viewer feedback so they can axe these clowns?

Townsend: "GET IN"

Aguero is such a mint finisher like, unerring.

City in Europe the gift that just keeps on giving.

Bad example really, that was the correct approach for that particular scenario (cos if we conceded an away goal we needed to score 4 to win it in the 90). It's the only time in four years that approach has been merited though and we keep seeing it at home against dross like QPR, Norwich, Reading etc every season, which is the real crime.

Thought Saturday was the best game he'd played for us, despite the fact he didn't score.

Err, he escaped and eventually took over Jigsaw's legacy. /spoilers

He's gradually improving his all-round game and is starting to show some end product; goals and assists are coming now. He's worth having.

Really gutted for him, hope it's nothing serious. He was playing well before he went off anarl, no coincidence we looked shite and lost impetus after he went off.

Just reading the Leicester/Sunderland match report and apparently there was another Wes Brown comedy slip/error in the sixth minute which almost cost them a goal shame.

Another clean sheet (admittedly against a fucking dreadful side) considering the patched-up nature of the defence is pleasing to see.