Pilko

He's a Pardew player alright. An utter carthorse, with no pace or technical ability who "puts a shift in". He'll get a move to a promoted team/top end Championship side.

Nowt else jumping out at me today so I think I will save most of today's winnings and reinvest a little on Spurs tomorrow. I am however rounding down my account total, so a 73p treble of Monaco, Parma/Napoli draw and Valladoid/Valencia draw to return just over £10 will be a wee bit of interest, and hopefully pay for a pitcher during Wrestlemania.

Liverpool close out the game and I win on HT/FT, and along with the Everton -1 it'll have been a good day. If not, still in minor profit. If they can win with a -2 handicap it'll be a fucking superb day.

That dodgy Demel goal has kept my HT/FT alive, been a good weekend of betting so far. Can so tell when I'm in form like.

Had Everton -1 earlier, didn't put much of a stake on though. Got Liverpool -2 and also HT/FT as Draw/Liverpool for this game.

If we get beat 3-0 off Stoke next week maybe the penny will drop for a few more. The shittest thing is, a scrappy 1-goal win against some absolute turd of a team will pull a fair few off his back for a while.

I'm getting very close to reaching the point of no return with this absolute bloody cowboy. He clearly can't be arsed anymore.

I wonder if Noel Edmunds and his consortium fancy buying us?

We were obviously garbage under Souness, but we never had as many thrashings as we've had under Pardew. We've lost about eight or nine games this season 3-0 or 4-0.

Where'd you hear that?

Of Course Pilko, they would paper over the cracks so all is well with the world. At least you seem to have learned what that particular expression means this time.

It's on a Monday night; Spurs will win.

So Ian, are you saying that if we sneak a few more 1-0 wins against Cardiff and Swansea and avoid getting battered in all the other games he's very much not sackable?

You have to score a goal first.

Man City 4-0 Newcastle Swansea 3-0 Newcastle Newcastle 0-3 Sunderland Chelsea 3-0 Newcastle Newcastle 0-4 Tottenham Newcastle 0-4 Man U Newcastle 0-3 Everton Southampton 4-0 Newcastle In the space of one season, with games against Arsenal and Liverpool (and Swansea tbf) to go. Astonishing.

He's an absolute fucking carthorse. Shite.

They'd beat us right now. Not even kidding.

Man U to win at 11/10 and -1 at 11/4 are laughably overpriced. Even the -2 at 7/1 is worth covering.

Aye, sorry AS - tis a play on one of his many RTG nicknames, I'll refrain from now on No harm done you anti-semitic fuck. Jewish or not, you're clearly a bit daft.

I wonder how more defeats to nil it will take to turn this crowd.

NOT CERTAIN ENOUGH

"Losing Loic for the Manchester United game is a big blow, and makes my job a lot more difficult this weekend. I now have to work twice as hard to formulate a tactical plan which manages to leave Ben Arfa on the bench"

I think he'll shoehorn Gosling into a 442 somehow, we'll see either him in CM with Tiote and Anita wide right or vice versa IMO.

Players are rusty and getting injured.

We will, just not in the most efficient manner.