Pilko

With his arse out and a bit of shit on his mattress?

Well done, you just answered your own question.

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"I nearly sold Geremi yesterday because I thought it would raise £4m but I had to play him tonight" haha aye, fuck off

Glenn Whelan, an absolute nothing player who is now nailed on to score tomorrow

Ramires and Mikel in midfield, for a title contender, is laughable. They are both absolutely shit players.

A booking and chuff all else, wp Andy.

Let's see the stunted little cunt try and mumble his way out of this one.

Gareth Barry Mauro Boselli Steve Gohouri Wayne Bridge Wayne Routledge

Penalty to Parky.

Liverpool and City/Kiev draw.

Yep.

Shakhtar will draw Spurs, hopefully. It'll be deemed a 'good draw' for Spurs, yet there's no way they'll win the tie.

Chelsea's pissing about with the ball around the box there was akin to Arsenal. Fucking cunts.

Oh, Celtic are 1-1. Not too bad.

Celtic at least Aberdeen are winning. Just need Chelsea to up it 2nd half, fingers crossed Copenhagen will leave some gaps.

10/11 on Torres not to score, I'd have put that if he'd started! Stu shares the same teams as me, sorry but you'll lose.

Little win on Kumbeshwar (2nd), not too bad.

No wins yet today on Cheltenham, only small monies though. Chelsea win tonight (from double with Man United) = £24 Chelsea win -1 + Real Madrid win = £29 Aberdeen win + Celtic win = £11.50 Kumbeshwar and Raise the Beat (two e/w singles + double) in the remaining 2 races today btw.

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/newcastle-united/nufc-news/2011/03/16/pardew-eyeing-move-for-jason-puncheon-72703-28345468/

Just done a Jonny Hall and backed some bloke in the tennis (p.s. i don't really like it) in-play (began with a G) at 4/6 early on with £3 and he won

I got 11/8, agreed.

Three teams in common with Pissi. Bet you Crawley at home fucks us both over, they're odds on favourites.

Having a quick look, you can get the same price double with paddy, will hill and skybet and probably a lot of others