Pilko

Two misses and about ten(?) hits. There's established managers with worse transfer records than that.

Pardew will probably terminate his contract on Monday morning and start working on bringing in Nabil El Zhar or something.

It looks like he's clipped it from youtube when it's stretched full screen. The footage is grainy as fuck

I'd rather have Megson than Pardew. We'll all make a fortune from betting - you can always rely on a Mego 'x' on your coupon.

Definetely 'sell to buy' imo. He might get a little bit of leeway seeing as he's Ashley's mate, but I doubt he'll get any more net spend than Hughton will have had.

Five and a half years? Let's see if he lasts five and a half weeks with fans giving him abuse, the bastard.

yes but let's not forget that he's shit at everything

Not bad, but not as good as "Purchased by Big Sam for a fee of six million"

Give it three years and we'll be repeating the feat.

Yep... 10 year deal for Pardew.

SSN and Look North been mentioning Ray Wilkins... where's that come from?

Yep, think I posted something similar.

I'm still having my free tickets I won. Only cos they're free, mind.

I dunno who'd be harder to understand, him or Pedro.

Assistant manager revealed:

Tooj will have a collection of Partridge/Pardew stuff before long.

If Pardew's name has been circulated so that whichever second-rate manager is appointed sounds better by comparison then Mike has made a master stroke. Hey, anything's possible!

http://futbolita.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/610x333331.jpg Ryan from EE http://www.malextra.com/image-library/port/376/n/neil-mcdermott-eastenders-awi-1003.jpg Pique

I vote we vandalise his car: http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/4084/cockpisspardew.jpg

Oh, of course. Jol's moral compass doesn't point south. Pardew's just points towards money and wedding rings on women's fingers.

Pardew is appointed and 9. Not a certainly but very probable.

fiver says Skirge is already there