Pilko

Don't you live in Hitchin this is your chance to be the fat bastard in the away end with his shirt off btw

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Torquay vs Carlisle, big tie.

More chance of us being televised I suppose.

Man United vs Liverpool! Class.

Every bastard year - Chelsea at home against a Championship or lower team. Every bastard year - Mackems easy home tie.

Stevenage away > Prem/Championship side away

Stevenage! Time for some revenge

That's outrageous

I thought Guthrie did quite well, was just annoying when he was caught in possession from behind a few times. Mind, no-one on the team bothered to shout man on so it's not entirely his fault.

Why does Defoe even take penalties? Him and Keane must have missed dozens for Spurs over the years.

always makes a point of banging on about his family, we are aware that you have one graeme

Bottom half prem side away. Birmingham, I think.

Low scoring game. Narrow defeat or 1-1 draw imo.

Quid on toon win at 4/1 and quid on Chelsea half time, draw full time at 16/1

Shola captain fucking hell

Any teams yet?

There is a football match somewhere, right?

More like you English need to man up and get on with it. It's not natural for your country to come to a complete stop with just a tiny bit of snow. If it was a lot of snow, sure, you're not used to it. But for things to go mental from the amount I've seen you have at the moment is just silly even if I'm a Norwegian and used to snow or not. I wasn't even joking! You were talking sense. It happens every year and it's never dealt with.

We really need to get Prince Kaizero Fortinbras of Norway into the UK gritter ring.

It's funny that we English apparently pride ourselves on our grit and determination, but are utterly fucking shit at being determined to grit when it snows.

Lots of people seem to think "you pay peanuts, you get monkeys" is a definitive law, opposed to a rule of thumb.

Danny Simpson:

LATIC ULTRAS

The first sentence contradicts the second one. If you are genuine about the first one, the second one should read "I really hope we lose by at least three goals tomorrow without scoring"