Pilko

We've played them 3 times at SJP in league and cup since Eddie came in. Three wins, aggregate score 7-1. We'll win.

But the mags are always lucky. Spawny cunts

Division's best player getting absolutely ran all over by Sakamoto there.

Pepe Le Pew out

Hands up who's been to the Coventry conference?

Just dropped 3 grand on a brand new Ricoh printer. Howay the Sky Blues

Get your Sky Blue and your chinny reckons on, up the Cov

Mason Nowt briefly remembering he's a footballer, what a shame.

Think I'll elect to go for the playoff game tonight, but may flick over if Spurs or Man U look like they're prone to shitting the bed.

Would love Jacob Ramsey if Villa needed to shift someone for PSR, think he's an Eddie-type player all over and could be absolutely excellent for us. Doubt it like.

I kind of don't mind what they opt for in the end, so long as we can get virtually instant, correct decisions. No manual drawing of lines or five minutes delays, basically fully automated with a human to verify.

Was brilliant that, I do think Inter just about deserved it across the two ties.

Oh right, so that's not a pen "because it bounces up onto his arm" but we were shafted last year for exactly that. Bent cunts.

Please, please stop boring on about their high line Alan. We get it, we can see it.

Hope this isn't a huge letdown after last week. Got a sneaking suspicion Inter will nick through, let's see.

Just heard that interview by Olley, sounds like an absolute shit show. Such a shame as the players and staff have done brilliantly over the last 3 years really.

Agree re how slow and useless Paddy Power are, Nketiah was fouled to win this on about 86 mins (Mateta already won 1 before he was replaced) and yet they were still offering me about £6 cash out for the duration of the 10+ mins extra time before eventually settling it afterwards.

Decent enough result for us with Forest failing to win and possibly losing Murillo for the rest of the run in.

Spawny as fuck that. Typical

It's Pardy Time lads

Got my Palace training top at the ready with PARDS emblazoned on the front.

Oseni being bought by St Mirren who have barely played him was a big blow. Churning their manager again can't have helped either. Wonder if they try and get the band back together - Willo and/or Elliot and retain Magnay as a coach again?

Gateshead drew 0-0, what an absolute shit the bed that was from a few months ago. Such a pity.

Not sure if it's been mentioned but that's got to be the quietest we've ever kept Welbeck. Didn't even have a shot of any kind, barely noticed he was playing til he was booked for dissent late on. A welcome change from his usual goal against us.

From what I saw about the Stockton thing, the FA portal gave them the wrong information about when a player's ban was due to kick in, which they duly followed and then were told he was ineligible. Unless I'm reading the situation wrong it seems really unfair.