Ash

There isn't actually a crowd there, man.

Otherwise known as Danny Simpson syndrome.

MAGEDIA

Women who've been in relationships for five years will be pleased.

I don't get what he offers. Isn't particularly good on either side of the ball to make him worth picking.

I'd take Dier over all of those on current form. He's been a revelation for Spurs this season at DM. Yep, same here. Wilshere if he can get fit but we all know how unlikely that is to happen.

Henderson.

Near enough word-for-word what I said to someone the other week when we were discussing the same topic. The first sentence pretty much nails it.

Two ways of looking at that. 1) he's Cisse-esq and has little vision awareness or 2) He's trying to make things happen, playing on the edge of the oppositions defensive line only for the timing of the passes to be at the wrong time. Without seeing every minute of every game that stat can be misleading. Fwiw I'd like us to persevere with mitrovic. But won't grumble if Gomis signed, after all KK wanted him and prior to Swansea going tits up he scored a few. It's definitely #1 with a bit of laziness thrown in too.

Graham Courtney is renowned for being full of shit.

The problem is though he's utterly shite at timing said runs and manages to be offside more than Cisse.

That was utterly shite.

Why is Gouffran suddenly a credible option from the bench?

A fair few transfer window buzzwords ticked off the list in that article.

Give Spaniards Colback's wages.

Guess we'll just have to sell a different CM instead...

Obvious wum is obvious.

Aye, that one against Norwich was a terrible attempt.

Only £3m too apparently. Can't believe we're not going for him at that price. Turned down Villa and West Ham because of Everton's reputation with young players. Don't think he'd have been that impressed with our record. There is that but you'd imagine he'd have had more chance of getting a game with us.

Only £3m too apparently. Can't believe we're not going for him at that price.

Nah, call ujpest doza whatever you like.

Curtain. Anyway, here's said curtain just a few days ago... http://i63.tinypic.com/rjeerq.jpg

Plays central midfield, isn't ginger and isn't called Jack Colback so he's going to be fucking brilliant.

Colback could only dream of ever being as good as Alan Smith (the Leeds version).

Well, it would, because we'd still be playing with 10 men.