Ash

Not a clue why Shelvey seems incapable of moving when the opposition have the ball near our box.

So what have you seen from Ritchie that suggests he's going to be poor this season?

We need quality. Too many of our signings have been bang average (if not all of them), if we get promoted the likes of Diame & Ritchie aren't good enough for the EPL. Sign some quality. No more championship journey men. The same Ritchie that is just coming off the back of a good season in the PL?

People don't watch his teams much are going to think it's crazy He's an amazing coach from a tactical point of view, doesn't always come off but he does things which are so advanced. Best coach in the world. Always said this. Only downside is he refuses to play defensive football which sometimes is needed. He's very good obviously but has never proven anything with a team with less talented players than the opposition After what he did at Barcelona can you tell me why he should? But anyone could have done what he did with that team, etc.

At a guess... Sels Janmaat - Mbemba - Lascelles - Anita Shelvey - Hayden Ritchie - Diame - Aarons Gayle

No bib for Colback in the training pics.

To be fair, I've never been massively comfortable with the idea of you and Neesy representing the rest of us in real life, like.

I got banned before that for doing the exact same thing. I hope you can see the hypocrisy in that. Lots of people give me aggro on here but as soon as I tell them to fuck off I get a 2 day ban? But it's okay for people to do the same to me? It's deplorable bullshit. Fuck off.

Racist bastard. Reported.

Might be but...

Hope we don't sign Toni Kroos on loan, wouldn't want to upset Shelvey, Tiote, Anita and Colback.

He's 22 and would already walk into most PL sides. He's only going to get better and is likely close to a decade away from his best. I think it's a good deal for all involved. Plus he isn't playing for Martinez anymore.

Bolasie doesn't have much end product? For someone who comes out with stupid things every time they post that is quite impressive.

Hope there's a clause to sign him permanently. Cracking prospect.

Desperate for a new LB which is why I didn't quite get the signing of Clark.

Not sure why some seemed to think he'd magically improve in the Championship. He's a turgid 'footballer' with not one stand out quality.

That gamble was Barney Curley esque. Superb stuff from Byrne and Russel Superb but bent as fuck.

how the fuck do you know/ you know jack shit about him............you will now go and scurry for some shite stats no doubt. you aint a scout/manager etc etc............... Because of the countless times I've watched him, he's never been anything other but dogshite Next question Are you a manager or a scout though?

It isn't just billboards, it's all over Stagecoach buses too.

Hope you learned your lesson about not running onto the pitch.

Thought the stand was going to collapse that day. It was literally shaking during those celebrations.

Fuck I'm hyped. Some great crosses and free kicks there. Crying out for a free kick taker this season, any idea who'll step up? Can't be doing with Colback taking many, if any. Perez seems decent, but not a patch on 'Over the wall'. His weren't that good either.

Mourinho's apparently told Borthwick-Jackson and Fosu-Mensah amongst others to find a new club. Would definitely take the two of them, especially Fosu-Mensah.

Highly unlikely to play anyway considering he'd have only been in training for four days.

Has to be a WUM. It's every fucking post.