Ketsbaia

Aguero, Sterling, Rashford and Salah all have a higher xG than Newcastle (5.75) [understat]

Improved on last season's defeat, marra.

I really like Almiron and really, really want him to succeed but it just isn't happening. That missed one-on-one, the counter-attack where he fucked up the pass.... so frustrating, unfortunately.

BEWWWSbury, more like.

De Bruyne loses his goal, then Callum Wilson blanks again. Rico on the bench. Another red arrow coming.

Pep benches Aguero AGAIN. Yet he (could) have Southampton (H) next week. Removing him the next morning will be like Christmas Day. Pep is such a twat, honestly.

Well tonight will go down a huge, all-time regret. 20pts for Vardy, man. Gutted.

Hate not having Vardy. I bet bloody Soyuncu still concedes!

Brought in De Bruyne for Salah for a brief triple-up on Man City. Tough to pick a captain though.... Aguero? Sterling?

Can only have two of Salah, Sterling and De Bruyne and it's difficult to call when Guardiola is such a dickhead.

They're rarely win by more than one so Tranmere must be bloody awful.

I'd love a Hickey, personally.

John Lundstram continues to be a mega-god

Evra is having the time of his life

Mad, I don't think Sheff Utd are in any real danger of going down.

Super Honeyman was sold and Watmore is seemingly injured for life.

No Salah either. Unbelievable.... won't even get 11 players out this week. Every week is just a disaster. Very tempted to delete the team and move on with life

Be interested to see him alongside Carroll, who can replace him as the focal point.

This one wasn't too bad actually. If a team can look good without getting a shot on target, this is the example.

Took a 4-point hit on Wilson & Soyuncu for Pukki & Otamendi, with Abraham captain. So Abraham blanks, Wilson blanks (Bournemouth and Norwich were the only teams without a clean sheet, so obviously it was 0-0) and Aguero is benched again

Abraham captain of my FPL team, so I think we'll win 1-0

I thought it was too early to be calling their takeover off. But those mediocre managers aren't turning them down if they're about to be rich, are they?

Good choice for them, considering where they are.

If true, that's a solid choice for them. Was really hoping they'd go Ainsworth.

Shame about Cack Dross, he was doing us proud.