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'How Bizarre' by OMC How Lazaar, how Lazaar, how Lazaar. Ohhh baby (oh baby), he's really pacy (he's really pacy). Everytime you look around, he's in your face! Although in all seriousness it'll be great to have an attacking threat from left-back. If we play Lazaar and Yedlin at the same time, it would be one of those modern systems where - in possession - Hayden drops into a 3rd CB whilst they bomb forward. Maybe.

Keith Downie ‏@SkySports_Keith 2m2 minutes ago Daryl Janmaat is on his way to Watford for a medical after Newcastle and The Hornets agreed a fee in the region of £7.5m for the Dutchman.

The type of signing we need down here Shame we hve to wait so long though.

Can't say I'll miss him at all. Very good fee from our perspective, although not sure Yedlin is the best replacement - arguably would've been fine with Gamez and Anita.

If Sissoko goes for £30m, NUFC truly can sell ice to eskimos.

Another shit week saved by Aguero ©. But already waaaaay down all the rankings.

He has to go in, unfortunately

Aguero and Capoue are secure in my front 8 - probably Firmino too. But the rest is really tough I want Hazard, I want Payet, I want Martial, I want some sort of Arsenal/Spurs/Everton coverage. Something has to give!

Swansea should be alright, West Brom are West Brom and at least Watford have 2 decent strikers. Palace have decent enough players to counter Pardew...... so that leaves Hull, Burnley, Sunderland, Boro and Bournemouth.

Yep. In a world where they're buying nobody, why accept £3m for a solid first-team defender?

Ayew out for 4 months. Was just about to bring him in!

40 Firmino the only Liverpooler to do nowt, of course

Down to 6.5

Capoue and Evans on the bench

De Gea - Jakupovic Terry - Stones - Evans - Friend - Amat Hazard - Firmino - Tadic - Routledge - Capoue Aguero - Vardy - Long Long-term defence, shorter-term attack. 2m left over to jump onto any bandwagons, or bring in Eriksen/Sanchez/Ayew soon.

You must be one of the N-O lot

Taylor and Besty Canny lads

Humiliated Good start for him up there

I just don't get how you'd go to the effort of getting promoted, then not bother at all. Ok they're rich just by taking part, but is that their limit?

The Stones domino effect is interesting. We get a Man City defender for just 5m, Kone (4.5m) to Everton and it might even get Amat games at Swansea - probably the only 4m that will.

Getting £50m for Stones is a great opportunity, yet £30m of it is going on Kone and Williams?

Stones yes, Pogba no

I think a large part of the country sees Sunderland like we see West Brom - footballing nothingness.

Over £1m for his loan fee? He sounds good though - our squad is getting huge

Apparently Redmond (6.0m) has been playing up front for Southampton with Long. He's down as a midfielder