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I think that, on reflection, I'm... *CLAP CLAP* GLAD ALL OVER. YES I'M... *CLAP CLAP* GLAD ALL OVER

Pardew gave us a late Xmas present in 2014 and an early one in 2016. A Fat Sam team with Benteke up front is so perfect, it almost brings tears.

Can't help but be delighted, although it's a real shame he didn't get them into the bottom three first. And how on earth has this forum not gone down yet? :lol:

Greatest day ever, truly. Merry Christmas Pards, hope you choke on a sprout you absolute cunt of a man.

He's good, yet not for us right now.

Hope not

Couple of great Xmas jumpers there Howe and Trading Places too! He's back to his best.

That must hurt Wolfsburg's pride, being turned down by the Huddersfield Town boss

They can consider all they want, it's not like Benteke is their problem at all.

:lol:

If we limited our squad to non-cuntish players, we'd struggle. Everyone would

A couple of the newer, slicker badges have looked alright - Spurs comes to mind. But Sheff Wed's and West Ham's aren't great. I'd rather we just didn't bother.

It is a totally irrational position to hold as his mittens can't possibly determine how well he defends a corner. I think he knows that Still cold though.

2-2 again

One day they'll go down. Not until 2018 at least, though.

Costa finally got that 5th booking - xmas rotation was always a worry and now the star striker is out

Didn't he say they were in a relegation fight after the second game of the season? This guy has no filter with words. At any other club, this would be another sign of certain, inevitable relegation. The injuries, lack of funds, general unhappiness etc.

Pardew Replacement to Improve on Club King

Just wanted to force the joke as much as possible

Campaign to Replace Alan Pardew CRAP

They can call themselves the POMegranates and be all cool.

Just give it another 40-50 years

The POM want to remove the PFM? Confusing.

Boris Becker's first 3 predictions: "Palace are struggling a bit", both Boro and Swansea "are struggling a little bit", with Leicester "struggling a bit" On a positive note, by match 5 he's expanded his vocab to "West Ham are not doing too well" http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/38322025

Instead of turds falling out his mouth, each one is an excuse: 'SCIENCE', 'SPIES', 'SOVEREIGN STATES'.