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The middle boxes were hilarious this week :lol:

Isn't that sort of the way Seth Johnson's contract was drawn out when he joined Leeds?

Nice letter but he can fuck off. He'll always be Colo the Cowardly Lion to me.

Forren bastard

He's Keegan all over again.

Through sheer force of money, Palace are staying up again.

Jeeeeeeesus :lol:

We've had enough bad managers. Pardew is more than that - a smug, hateable conman.

Pardew loves left back, Hitler loves right wing.

Yep, at least. And we'll get that.

Poor Mata. At what point does this become bullying?

Looking around, surely we can get £15-20m for him.

Same. Never got the hype.

Well it makes sense. At NUFC, Cabaye fit Larry David's 'lifting wife, good guy' theory. Now he's just a normal dick footballer dating stunners. Prick.

Lee Ryder ‏@lee_ryder 5m5 minutes ago News from Argentina that Fabricio Colocinni could join San Lorenzo soon. #nufc Andros who? Let's get the fancy drinks and party poppers ready.....

Bit disappointed in him, he seemed a decent bloke but he's made a poor career decision. Yes it's PL and London, but there's a good chance we'll swap divisions with Palace in a year. Plus he has competition from Zaha, Bolasie, Puncheon & Sako..... just reckon he should've either stayed here or waited for a better option. What a shame.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2016/06/30/crystal-palace-win-race-to-sign-andros-townsend/ Crystal Palace have won the race to land Andros Townsend with the club hoping to confirm the winger’s signature inside the next 48 hours. Townsend has agreed to move to Selhurst Park after Palace triggered a £13 million clause in his Newcastle United contract.

Ritchie and Gayle are absolutely fine in the Prem too, but this isn't just a short-term fix. I just can't believe Bournemouth are fine with this and he's willing to drop down. Madness.

Who will stay, like?

Assuming after Sels, Gayle & Richie it'll mostly be free transfers or loans but I'm fine with that. Still think we'll raise a good £70-80m from Janmaat, Sissoko, Townsend, Wijnaldum, Tiote, Cisse, Krul, Perez & Thauvin. Superb start to business

Very happy with this signing, although £22m for Gayle/Richie is more than I thought we'd spend all summer tbh. Madly high fees but we know they'll do the job post-promotion too.

Very solid of them.

Nowt wrong with Gayle, I'll take him. Not £10m though.

Even though he'd fail, I don't want him to have the satisfaction of knowing he managed his country. He'd be dead proud.