Ketsbaia

Going to be tough to choose between Aguero, Sturridge, Rooney (Chelsea) and Suarez (Arsenal). And if you choose 3 of them, it's hard to get Bale in too.

Bigi - really like him, best of the bunch. Sammy - has some of the raw materials but not yet good enough. Vuckic - talented but too injury prone. Gosling - who? Its a good move for Fergie's development and good for us - Pardew would play Jonas, Gouffran, Marveaux and probably even Obertan before him. It'd be another year of being benched or playing in cups.

Good luck to Fergie, I personally dont rate him but hope to be proved wrong. Brum is a nice loan for him.

Class

We should give Ryder a break. He's outside the hospital waiting for the birth of the Royal Baby.

He's the one reason for hope.

I heard that Neymar is 26, like.

Falcao too

No way could that happen. Insigne would be insane to go inside the inbreds, innit.

Everyone drop your tools, Kate's had a baby b....lah blah blah blah.

Why dont they just get Bielsa? Or is he already taken?

Normally I'd say £8m is too much but, having underpaid for so many players, we're allowed one of these. Especially when we're desperate for ANY striker right now. Get it done, he's decent.

I really really want Bigi to succeed, like. Top lad.

5 time, 5 time, 5 time, 5 time, 5 time Newcastle United goalscorer!

So now we have to cheer on this Fabregas deal? Shame, I was hoping he'd stay at Barca until now.

Ahhh superb, they've discovered that Wise is available?

Answer has to be Ashley, as it all stems from him. Kinnear, Harford and Pardew are different shads of despicable but ultimately they were offered class jobs, of course they'd take them. Ashley is the root of all evil, get rid of him and this club can be happy again.

Starting to fear Sundays now

We were in January so might be again. Yep. Previous interest, French, young, cheap, lots of potential, a position we need. Alternatively, we could just play Darren Bent as a #10

You see, we should really be in there for so many reasons.

While we're at it, let's bring back Steve Harper as a striker in case Gomis falls through.

Sack him on the spot.

£15m? Aye ok, whatever.

Bidding war. I've always liked Cisse as a person and a player - would hate to see him go. But this whole saga is ridiculous, it needs to end soon either way.