Ketsbaia

Villa and Leeds must have found an oil field or something.

Activated wildcard last night, just in time for Son to get injured

FYP

Diego Godin joining Cagliari

I'm able to justify Riviere (probably far, far down the list of recommendations) and McClaren (a semi-decent club wouldn't ask him) because he had a good eye for players, in general. There'll always be one or two that don't work out, especially when you work under the restrictions of Mike fucking Ashley. Not sure I can forgive him for his son though.

Well that wasn't smart

He also posted a tribute to Road Warrior Animal.

So whoever doesn't get Dest gets Aarons.

He's 21, still playing in Peru and nobody has ever heard of him. Can see this going well

So Suarez went to Italy for a speaking exam to gain nationality, only to stay in Spain?

They've just loaned Batshuayi. Not sure how it'll work.

Is 'Looking for Number Five' not just referring to Martin Tyler's commentary during the 5-0?

I kept Son but also removed Ings for Martial this week. And chose McCarthy over Ryan in goal. So it's been a mixed day. I'd love to Wildcard because there is a brutal number of price changes happening.

DCL is just a troll. Had him for the last 8 games of last seasn - no goals at all.

Jota, Shaqiri, Harry Wilson, Minamino, Oxlade-Chamberlain, Origi. I guess this means Brewster really is leaving?

Bayern need to fucking calm down, like. Take a chill pill and play nice.

Aubameyang captain Martial in for Ings

Ramble hasn't been on my huge list of football podcasts for years. I didn't like them, Pete annoys me and Luke seems like a twat.

Bring back the plane-spotting

Jeez, how many times do they want to sign Nobby Solano???

I hate the idea of buy back options, as it's another way for big clubs to control the smaller clubs. There's just loads more stockpiling of players, more loans than ever before and you can't even buy a prospect without already pencilling in his next transfer.

Are they trying their hardest to not get fees for players? Loan out Muto, loan out Lejeune, release Yedlin

It's true. All he does is angrily throw shinpads on the floor, feed Haribo to Eric Dier or ask the physios for their favourite 3 chocolate bars

After two failed bids, maybe these Americans will try for Newcastle. Sounds like they're aware of us.

I like that theory.