Ketsbaia

Ben Arfa?

23 years old, man. And he's already the best ever. Un-fucking-believable.

Poor Clarkie

Well Owen said he still had a vital goal in him and he proved himself right when he took the ball through Mascherano and Pique before slipping the winner through Vict.....oh. Thats right, you didn't even come on, you shithead.

Simply put, they're the best ever. We'll not see anybody like them for a long, long time.

Because I really want Barcelona to win and hate Man United.

Oooooh starting to get nervous now. Shocked about Puyol, but Berba is equally mad. Theres no chance he's staying there next season. If Man United manage to steal the ball from Barca, they may have a chance. But I just have a bad feeling they'll win (based on nothing). BARCA!!!!

Bloody hell Get in there!

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/3605599/Sam-Allardyce-close-to-taking-over-at-West-Ham.html Fucking hell Wonder who his favourite is. If a photo exists, this would be the ultimate 'Caption Competition'.

I'd absolutely hate to see Sunderland end up with Ba or N'Zogbia. Although if we're gonna be head-to-head with them on a lot of players, they're bound to win one.

Whereas I think theres a chance with Gameiro, its unlikely for Gervinho. Would prefer Gameiro too.

The Sun reckons Liverpool are on the verge of a triple signing - Stewart Downing, Sylvain Marveaux and LEE CATTERMOLE!!! Sunderland would be the jammiest bastards the world has ever seen if they get £12m for that thug. As if Liverpool needed any more detestable figures. On a positive, theres no mention of Enrique there. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/3603421/Liverpool-are-ready-to-pounce-for-Aston-Villas-Stewart-Downing.html

Gameiro, Zoggy, M'Vila, Martin, Cabaye, Matuidi and Menez......we need Mr Carr at that match.

didn't blackpool play 4-3-3 as well? i don't know what you'd do with him in a 4-4-2.

We really really should go in for M'Vila.

so after yesterday's news, joey decided it'd be a good idea to open a twitter? this is a powderkeg waiting to explode. by standing up to the board, barton will become a cult hero for the fans. but things will get dirty.....i think MA and DL have mind up their minds - they want him gone. now. because of this, i just can't see a scenario where joey stays

I hate Dalglish - the dour, radgie, chipmunky old twat. Not content with destroying one great NUFC team, he's going for two.....

They received 12 bookings and 1 red card in their last three matches Frightened by the prospect of Europa League, they tried hacking everything in sight.....and they still failed. They could be in big trouble next season.

Ohhhh. I fucking love a bit of PSG

Barton

He needs to be careful what he says tonight. Don't speak your mind, Joey!

Valencia was a big reason why Rooney had that incredible spell last season. Fantastic player.

Just when I remind myself that McKay is playing the 'agents game' and that eventually Barton will most likely sign, I remember that Ashley/Llambias probably hate Joey as a person and won't let his football ability be a factor. They're that twattish and stupid.

Congratulations on the win, VI Enjoy this night. But seriously, yeh Barca have this won. Not that it'll be easy and Man U will make a game out of it this time, but it has to be Barca. This cements their role as the greatest side ever.

Llambias is a vile, disgusting, cretinous creature and he needs putting down. Nobody is this incompetent, it has to be on purpose.