Ketsbaia

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All I've managed to do for Saturday is a double on Middlesbrough and West Brom. Theres very little that tempts me.

To be honest we've waited ages for a proper trophy and it might take even longer til the next. Gerrard cheats every week and nothing ever gets done. I'd take it.

He'll definitely be in the senior squad then. Don't think he's good enough quite yet, but then again Heskey and Zamora have got in lately so there really aren't any standards. Good luck to him.

Contemplating putting Jones or Odemwingie in

Just about to mention him, he's more than a good FM player. He's fantastic for Clunge. Andrej Kramaric is good too.

Arguably, its a better collection of strikers than: Wigan: Rodallega, Boselli, Di Santo, Moses West Brom: Cox, Odemwingie, Bednar, Miller, Fortune Bolton: Davies, Elmander, Blake, Klasnic Blackpool: Harewood, Ormerod, Varney, DJ Campbell Blackburn: Kalinic, Benjani, M Diouf, E Diouf, Roberts So while it could obviously be improved, there should be enough there to keep us up.

Every Chuck Norris joke can be applied to Tiote

The fire alarm went off at about 1.45am and the place was evacuated. Think they let people back in though, while I went to catch the Nightbus. EDIT: For the record, I was only still there for the warmth. My mates left 5 minutes earlier but the bus was due for 2.15. It was a conundrum, but for £5 entry, I'm snatching as much heat from them as possible! Pointless story.

N'Zogbia deja vu, tbh. As long as Hughton doesn't call him Yoyo, Mono or Kyoto we might have a player.

Tiote to stalk Darren Bent all match. Poor DB will be petrified!

After we lose to Man City, I think we're in trouble. Having said that, we'd be on 7 points from 7 games and as long as we have 38 after 38 we'll be fine. Need 2 wins from the next 4 though, i think.

He was challenged on who he loves more - Newcastle or Spurs. Credit to him though, he wouldn't budge.

Gazza is the new manager of Garforth Town. WARNING: Its a long article! http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/sport/991602/GAZZAS-BACK-IN-THE-GAME.html

it takes Extreme WUM'ing to even suggest that Liverpool aren't a big club.

David Villa has just been sent off. According to replays he raised his hand (and he did) but Gurpegi made an absolute meal out of it. Shame, because he's had a good game. EDIT: Athletic pull one back out of nowhere, but its the 90th minute EDIT 2: And Busquets makes it 3-1 in injury time. Quality goal. Watching this team really is a joy.

2-0 Xavi

barca are destroying athletic now, its great to watch

woooohoooo keita makes it 1-0 barcelona

liverpool wont get near relegation because of gerrard and torres. but they could easily drift into midtable, which is disastrous for them. wonder how gerrard feels too, knowing this summer was probably his last chance to leave liverpool.

Wigan, Blackpool and the 3rd could be anybody.

blackburn are shit but they always scrape enough results. their squad was awful last year and finished 10th i think. decent start this time too.

can't see blackburn being in a relegation battle though

just what we need, blackpool equalise!

3-1. arsenal bellends. so you try now, yes?