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94% pass completion is at Xavi-level. He is quite simply an exceptional player and its a privilege to have him represent our club. Absolutely adore him and his lightbulb shaped head. Next time I have a night out I'm gonna try the Tiote Turn on the dancefloor.

a line was crossed

He's our most important player now. If he gets suspended soon, it'll completely change how we play. And we'd probably lose.

That forum cannot be real. Its full of contradictions, obsession and paranoia. Surely people aren't like that....

Allardyce is savvy enough to see how Stoke and Wigan played against us. We can't dominate them physically either, so it'll be interesting. 1-1

Finally its a no from me. We're fricking brilliant, actually.

This past week eclipses the week we won at Highbury and Elland Road, i reckon. Pure perfection. We outtackled them, we outfought them and at times we completely outpassed them....absolutely stunning performance. Krul - 10 Simpson - 10 Williamson - 10 Coloccini - 10 Enrique - 10 Barton - 10 Tiote - 10 Nolan - 10 Jonas - 10 Carroll - 10 Ameobi - 10

Oh my god, how mint are we? Did that really just happen? Can't remember being as proud to be a Newcastle fan as the last couple of weeks. Things just keep getting better and better and better. Each player was phenomenal (again) and we completely deserved the win. It was scary how little Arsenal threatened actually. The Tiote Turn

Meh. Nowt wrong with sex and they didnt take drugs.....so where exactly is the story here?

As a footballer, maybe I'd take him. But symbolically its a very bad idea. I'd stay away.

Getting a bit sick of their reactions now, like. This Stoke match today will be massive for them. But you just know Kenwyne will score... Even if they beat us in January (which I think they will) it won't be anything like 5-1. And to be fair, if we hadn't sold out out home games, I'd let kids fill it up too....get the next generation involved with the club.

Thats silly of Kevin. His housemate Edge is on Smackdown!

FYP

i just liked how his name sounded like the beginning of 'circle of life'

imagine how much better west brom would be doing if they had managed to get him. he's fastly becoming our most important player.

Barbra Streisand song, but with "Cheick Tiote" instead. Actually a lot of our players can fit the gap, but Lightbulb Head needs a chant.

We're Ben Arfa and a couple more good signings away from a very good squad. Exciting times.

Had a feeling on the morning that our players' personalities could win it for us. Enrique, Barton, Carroll, Nolan and Shola would've been really up for it. Haven't listened to the Legends in a couple of years but would love to have heard tonights.

Met a mackem today at my first day of work. We had nothing else to talk about. I hope he doesn't hate me.

well im ready to eat my words with nolan. i cant pinpoint what it is, but somehow he is a very important player for us. nobody else would have hit that first like he did. and for today he'll always be immortal up here.

ramble force hooooooooo

that thing that sewpa kev said was out of order and total nonsence. the sunderland on that fanzone

Definitely in the England squad now. Fantastic performance. You can tell that defenders really hate playing against him.

Thought he said it wasn't his style and he'd be back to the tracksuit? Beautiful suit, it needs to stay.

OK its gonna take me a while to read all this and I'm expecting some absolute GOLD. But personally, it was an absolute privilege to live this day and its one i'll never ever forget. Each player was - without exception - phenomenal and we really do have a new batch of Geordie icons. Nolan has got plenty of grief before, but his place in history is assured. It still feels surreal and I expect to wake up soon, but today really was the ultimate. Of everything. Instead of talking about it for hours (which is easily done), might just leave it at this - thank you for today. Unless we win a trophy, things will never ever ever get better than this.