Doctor Zaius

Spurs are abject like. Offer nothing going forward and can't defend.

General NUFC stuff: club crest to be changed to AI slop

Don't mind the leaked one. Doesn't look much different. The seahorses look like they're on roids though.

Their style of trying to soak up pressure and hit teams on the break actually suits a PL relegation season. They wouldn't stay up like, but it tends to be the teams who come up and actually try to play football that end up looking completely abject.

Fuckin shite this. Turning it off.

I like our intricate badge and I couldn't give a fuck whether it's difficult to reproduce in a digital world (whatever the fuck that means)

Really hope Inter do PSG in the final

Absolute sitter

Pathetic. Bringing back memories of us being robbed in Paris.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cj686kr9lzko Don't seem thrilled about it like. The Pozzos do seem clueless mind.

Great result for this now. No longer in Forests hands. Think Palace will take them apart at the weekend too. Gives us breathing space at least

Not sure why he isn't on set pieces more Took a beautiful free kick earlier in the season that was inch perfect on someone's head but I can't recall who against. Not seen him take many since

And the point of VAR is??

Community shield if you count that. If the two teams were level on points, goal difference and goals scored they could have a playoff in the PL, seeing as H2H record doesn't count. So that's 9 theoretically. Edit: Forgot the UEFA Super Cup

Wouldn't judge him on last night or the own goals. Not particularly his fault. Palace fans rate him very highly. Id take him at the right price. Possibly weak in the air, and not sure if he's at his best in a 3 - which we don't pay. I'm sure we'll be well aware of his strengths and weaknesses though.

There's not much he can do when he's come on and we're just playing keep ball. Clearly we were just conserving energy last night and keeping it as it is for the last 20 minutes, with the odd chance of a breakaway goal.

Flawless tonight

We've been unreal like. So, so good

Yorkshiremen being pig headed, thick, ignorant cunts? Well colour me shocked.

Big game. Not having Howe worries me. 4 Points from this and Villa and I think we'll get CL.

Things are toxic down at Chelsea, there seems to be unrest towards Maresca and their form isnt great. Villa are in good form and have squad depth but they have CL (which they may soon be out of) and FA Cup semi finals and have had a long season. Forest have started to falter recently and have never been in this position, they've been over performing in relation to their stats all season - so make of that what you will. Man City are still quite inconsistent by their standards, but have had a much better second half of the season Having said that, all four are more than capable of putting together a string of results and a sustained push for CL. We have to beat whats in front of us essentially.

They've got the makings of a reasonably solid outfit. Yoro isnt bad. Mazraoui and Dalot can be solid enough. Ugarte is capable of sitting. They're a lower mid table side and a decent manager could fashion them into being a solid, hard to beat side. I genuinely think Moyes would have been a good appointment - even if it was never going to happen. Thats the type they need though, someone who can organize them and play to the strengths of their limited players. Instead Amorim will continue trying to enforce a style that worked at Sporting - where he had one of the best squads in the league. Its absolutely ill fitted to this Man Utd team and he either cant change it or wont change it. Either way, theyre going nowhere.

Or these either...