Doctor Zaius

He looks to me the best left back we have. Certainly showed more than Manquillo ffs. I fear Rafa doesnt fancy him though. 25M spent on Saivet, Chancel and Mitrovic too....

Shame he's injured. Been one of our best players this season.

Just looked there, he has 11 in 11 for Galatasaray. Ana it's only the Turkish league but still good that. 20 league goals for Marseille lat season too.

I did, he was fantastic. It also changed my life. I’d recommend him to anyone looking to learn to drive, if he can get me on the roads he’ll get anyone. He's helped me out with tickets before and I used to go on his bus from North Shields to away games. Sound fella.

Obviously the Dildo twins come in for a load of stick and rightly so but what about Karen Brady. She's an absolute disaster by the looks of things. The three of them were hounded out of Birmingham and now they're making an absolute mockery of West Ham. Should have sacked him in the summer, clearly but to now bring in Moyes. Laughable. Quite the nerve to be on the apprentice telling other folk they're incompetent.

He's garbage. He's been atrocious every time I've seen him play for us. Shite at Liverpool, shite for Sunderland, shite for us. Has showed fuck all in terms of flickering quality that gives hope that there might be a player in there either.

Really.....can’t get a tune out of a busted flute or juice out of a dried up orange ? I dont know, on paper there's players with at least some ability there. In other circumstances that squad wouldn't be second bottom of the Championship like. Having said that, its hardly that simple, it's clear that there is a massive losing mentality at the club and that goes deeper than just the playing staff.

They could do worse than Phil Brown I reckon. Been promoted from the Championship before and on the face of it has done a decent job at Southend. Clearly theres more to get out of those players like.

Son goes to University here.

Maybe if the likes of Dyer had spent less time out on the town, burning 50 Quid notes in front of people, we might have won a trophy. He cried when SBR passed away during an interview, I sincerely hope they were tears of gulit, because they should have been. Luckily for us, the fact that he's thick as mince and unable to contstruct a opinion outside of spouting tired cliche's, so I doubt we'll see much of him on the telly. He should stick to coaching the Ipswich U15s or whatever it is that he does now, they're about his mental level.

Way before my time but good memories of him on Channel 5 during our UEFA cup exploits! Again though, I was too young to be aware if he was chatting shite the whole time.

Garth is class like.

I wish Waddle would f*** off and stop pushing that thick, clichéd narrative. Its absolutely staggering that 90% of ex pro 'pundits' in the media are absolutely clueless about a multitude of football related subjects. Chris Waddle is absolutely no different but what would you expect from a thick as mince cunt that couldn't even pronounce 'penalty'.

I'm starting to like him more and more. His pressing of the opposition is overlooked, he forces so many errors. When a team doesn't have time to settle and play it out from the back because of his chasing, it does us so many favours. He NEEDS to be better in possession though, gives it away far too cheaply and is caught hanging on to the ball a little too long. One of our better players though, especially away from home and in this system.

He's barely played in the time this squad was picked though tbf. I would have thought he's played more than lingard and winks for their clubs. Jake Livermore was on the bench has just had a few weeks off with mental issues too He missed one game. You wouldn't say he doesnt deserve to be there on the basis of missing one game through a muscle injury now.

Wore the number 1 shirt and refused to travel north for away games iirc

Are NUFC as a company not in debt to Ashley? Thats the way I thought it was. I wonder if the price would include the debt too.

Thats outrageous for a centre half like

How often does he attend these days?

That video man :lol:

Joselu anytime.

Class that one

Imagine if he got rid of Benitez and appointed Allardyce man. :lol: Either way, clearly this is just hippo heed having an uncalled for dig at Rafa. The lardarse cunt should just enjoy the last few years of his retirement in peace before his inevitable forthcoming massive cardiac arrest.

His quotes when he left. He was made to look a little daft by the fact that we fluked our way to 5th the next season but being honest, his sentiment is completely correct. Shame to see him retire, one of the best full backs I can remember here.

What foreign market is the 7.45 kick offs aimed at? Has to be American, too late for the Asian market which I would have thought was bigger.