Doctor Zaius

As if this squad will keep us up man. Genuine improvements needed across the pitch which is easier said than done. We're absolutely fucking shit like.

This is the least talented NUFC squad I've ever seen. Barely a player worth their salt.

What an absolute load of fucking shit.

Crap.

Chelsea, Blackburn, Wolves and Norwich today. First bet I've put on since the Euros

It's more the ambition being shown despite us being desperate like. Don't we need a new owner before we can expect to see any change in that direction? If he wants to sell the club it's in the best interests of that cancerous slug that owns us to keep us in the PL rather than saving a few pennies.

It's more the ambition being shown despite us being desperate like.

Howay man thought you were better than that. He's played more than 20 minutes just once this season in 8 sub apps. He'll get a lot more games here with not having an already established pairing of Vardy & Okazaki to contend with. 14 starts, 19 sub apps with 7 goals and 5 assists at a goal every 200 minutes. He was Rafa's main target had we stayed up last time by several accounts so is obviously someone he likes. I think he'd be a great signing for us. Don't waste your breath man. He doesn't get a game for Leicester and so must be garbage. Bloody ridiculous people man. Ashley might have downgraded your expectations about what is acceptable or not but he hasn't for me like. We've spent basically fuck all despite having our most competent manager since fuck knows when. We're staring down the barrel at relegation and we're in desperate need of a striker. Sugar coat it in terms of starts all you want (which probably tells it's own story) but the likes of Slimani on loan is not fucking good enough given how critical January is. Assuming this is true you've got the likes of Brighton bidding 18m for Dembele and we're having to rely a Leicester cast off finding a bit of form. It's rank, as per usual.

Just over 1 in 3 I assume is better than all of other strikers no? Interesting to know how.many starts that includes. Just over 1 in 4 is shite regardless of who our strikers are like.

Slimani man. 7 goals in 30 league appearances so far. He's hardly gonna start setting the world alight. Crap signing and stinks of relegation.

Think we'll see him against Brighton. I'd like to see him in there with Merino. SURELY, Diame can't still be starting.

Absolutely bottled our best chance of the match tonight. Clean through and went down. Championship level striker, yet I'd still start him V Brighton, which says it all.

Fucking idiot. Clean through and he's dived. Just fucking shoot man. He's another cunt thats not good enough. Fucking championship cunt.

Diame is absolutely atrocious man

New balance sheet champions. Fans must be delirious.

Yedlin not tracking his runner. Stick 11 men behind the ball all you want but if your right full back wont do the basics you're fucked.

Diame against that midfield. :lol: Saivet not even in the squad is dissapointing too.

Isn't that the case at Man City too?

I thought trains were dry coming back from London on matchdays? Anyway I hope we see more of him

Part of me is thinking that maybe it's done, but we wont make it official until after January. If it's announced prior to January and clubs get wind of an obvious cash injection, we could get stung in the January market. Could be keeping our cards close to our chest for the sake of spending in January. Wishful thinking maybe like.

Tortured Zabaleta today. Very good. I really like him, he's improved no end under Rafa. From a bit of a headless chicken to a genuine good PL winger.

On the other side of the coin, how we laughed at Hodgson, Allardyce and Moyes when they were appointed. Allardyce has won 4 out of 5. Moyes has pulled West Ham out of the relegation zone and Hodgson at Palace has been quite remarkable; No losses in 7 now, despite losing their first seven games. Whist there is some absolute nonsense in the media regarding British coaches, it seems thus far, those three clubs have made the correct choice in picking experienced British managers.

I think its the same problem we have seen with Shelvey last time we were in the PL. He's shite in a team on the back foot. When we're dominating teams, and he's got plenty of options going forward then he's class. If we're having a go at teams he's able to pick passes at will and has the space and time to play balls through then he shines. However if we're looking to hit teams on the break, defending and transitioning from defence to attack with pace, looking to catch teams out he's fairly useless. Can't cover much ground and press players, doesnt drive forward and get into goal scoring positions and isnt great defensively. While he's not a luxury player, he doesn't really fit in at the moment.

I mean, we are in the bottom 3 like

Huge game. Must not lose.