Big River

just watching big Adam P's latest video, and look at the state of the embroidery man

same. his goatee is ridiculous too.

they’re never doing another series?! get in. comedy gold!

seen a blacked out people carrier outside the Hotel du Vin last night. that’s all I’m saying.

it looked like every Paul Dummett performance I’ve ever seen. tragic.

we’ll draw with these n’all!

to be fair I didn’t say he was shite. I said he was proper shite.

all the big teams loan their fringe players to mid table teams, so it kind of makes sense. the only issue is Darlow is proper shite. maybe there’s another keeper on the way in?

might be common knowledge I’m not sure, but I know for a fact they’ve hired private investigators to follow potential new signings and do extensive background checks.

I know it was only a draw, but it still hasn’t really sunk in how good that was. not just as a result but the game as a whole, it felt like a bit of a throwback. just two teams trying to outscore each other, in very different ways. I absolutely loved it, and probably still would have loved it if they nicked one at the end to make it 3-4. that’s what football is all about. I usually avoid watching Man City because I find them a bit boring, but Haaland makes them a different team. what a beast he is. he’s got everything. Maxi was brilliant, I wish he could do that every week because he gets the whole stadium off their seat when he’s in the mood. get him to the metro centre before every match! We’re Newcastle and we’re going to eventually win the league.

we've signed 3 players yana?

don't really care about stats, he looks better than Ekitike, in my opinion. a lot more controlled, powerful, better technique, higher awareness. I hope we get him, could turn out to be a very shrewd bit of business.

Micky Martin/Wraith and their cronies absolutely hated how they knew nothing about SP/AO and weren’t involved whatsoever bet it still winds them up. cretins.

this will happen and he’ll be class!

ahahahahahahahahaa

I’d be hauling Maxi off if this was FM.

Botman looks good. Miggy is sharp. Bruno is half asleep.

didn’t Maxi have a stinker against these previously? the one where Lamptey ruined him and he ended up giving a pen away. he’s been dog shit.

I love All or Nothing / Hard Knocks etc so I hope it happens. would love a proper insight into what goes on behind the scenes at the toon. in terms of narrator my money would be on True Geordie.

we're beating these.

I could sit and watch Matt Targett interviews all day long.

thought Ndombele was quality against us last season. but there’s absolutely no chance we’re signing him. Howe wouldn’t want him.

mackems at home please. we'd absolutely batter them

do you genuinely believe this was intentional? I take it the Ladies team having to wear training gear for a pre-season match was intentional too? they're incompetent, man. people need to stop making excuses for them.

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