I know we're not Man Utd, and Carver isn't Van Gaal, but fuck me, when they had their defensive crisis earlier in the season, they still had no qualms about playing McNair and Blackett. We really should be bringing Satka and Sterry into the first team for this game at least. Train with them all week, and just give it a go.
That;s what a professional football club would do at least. In our case it's old rusty and shit squares pegs in round holes.