themanupstairs

Alli has got to play in the hole behind Kane and Vardy. It's a no-brainer IMO. You win tournaments by playing the form players and if those 3 keep playing this way, they need to be in there, starting.

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he is. Plays some warped out Telegraph shit iirc.

What a massive goal for us there by Rondon IF we can get 4 points from the next two matches.

It's a crap team but Villa should've went the Big Sam /Pearson route. They've a new team which si pretty crap.. then they got a new manager from France who needed to adapt to the league. Before they knew it - it's Jan and they're pretty much gone. I think they'll pick up in this second half of the season as Garde / the team understand things better. Reckon at a point they'll look like they'll have half a chance of staying up. I can see them getting close to 18th / 19th but can't see them surpassing either. I think Villa missed a trick not going down last season or the season before that. It's a club that needs a massive overhaul from top to bottom, and going down may have got Lerner to sell up and fuck off. They could have been on their way back now and into the new PL money next season.

Plenty of uber daft cunts all around this deal. WBA, Peace, Berahino himself, and the media. Our lot included. For non-footballing reasons, I'm glad it didn't go through.

He looks like a dear caught in headlights. Constantly has a "I didn't sign up for this s***" look on his face.

Yup. We're clearly going down.

He no longer gives a fuck about his football career.

Seems to be too into his missus and into taking selfies for instagram and shit like that. Turned totally puff powder since getting together with that lass.

Has been shockingly dreadful at Liverpool of late according to many of their supporters. Please no.

Hopefully McClaren can now stop calling him Ayozzz

The frowny bit is so good for No Malo.

Brilliant news this like.

Well in that case I hope Pulis quits in protest and they sink like a lead turd.

Surely if he's not for sale then WBA would turn their mobiles and fax machines off. Getting boring now.

This board is hilarious. Conspiracy theories involving NUFC?? YES BELIEVE THEM ALLLLLL. Conspiracy theories about the world and banksters and governments being corrupt? Fuck off divvn't be daft man.

So I'll play along. Why would England centre back, playing for the Premiership champions, with probably his pick of any team in the league, come to us? Well obviously, but you kind of missed my whole point. I inserted the KaKa disclaimer for a reason

f*** it I'm going all KaKa on your asses. I'm going to believe that we're going to sign Remy, Cahill and Gibbs before the window shuts. Man, imagine running this gig like a proper football club and making that happen Elliott Janmaat Mbemba Cahill Gibbs Saivet Shelvey Sissoko Townsend Wijnaldum Remy

Would be a superb signing for us (not that it would happen). I would even forgive them for not getting a striker in if we signed a CB of the calibre of Cahill.

Yup. By Everton one would hope.

Yowza