Neil

Edit: that actually looks sinister... ho hum.

Need to brush up on my FM skills.

Wouldn't be surprised to see the likes of Bidwell and McAleny in the squad for the last 2 games. Great stuff.

Highest number of losses.

Advantage Wales.

Probably sums up this season. Decided to wait until tomorrow to lose some money.

Got Goal of the Year last year didn't he? Bloody brilliant volley. Therefore sign him immediately.

Newcastle and Everton linked to random player shocker.

That's the main reason we have a good chance of beating the least goals conceded by a La Liga champion of all time (of which, incidentally, we are current holders as of last season). Possession football is as good a defensive tactic as an attacking one. A ridiculous number of people don't seem to understand that though. "LOL THATS BORING!"

That'll be why I was thinking of Racing being your last game, VI. Somewhat back to front. Ridiculous statistic like. Wonder what their average possession has been? Must be near 70%.

Recent Wembley glory has firmly put this town on the map, man - just like Brockway, Ogdenville and North Haverbrook.

Considering your squad though, surely it can't be anything other than a comfortable Chelsea victory?

8/13.

Class.

Obviously your staff have decided to give your players another dose of fine, continental culture. Pre-match meal in Hogans no doubt.

Chelsea -1 seems like bet of the weekend. So I'll stick Chelsea -1 on to help you guys out.

I'll take this opportunity to take a swipe at Upson. He was narrowly defeated by Gareth Barry in the summer in my "what the fuck is he doing there?" awards. Overrated to fuck for years. Barely an improvement on Williamson.

Hitzlsperger seems a decent enough player to add to the squad, no? Would definitely go after Ba - he's on loan currently isn't he? Can imagine Hoffenheim not being fussed about him leaving permanently. Certainly a realistic target to bolster your questionable strikeforce.

Fucking showed them who's boss.

Take it I didn't miss much?

16 from 33 this season which is a much better record than I thought he had. However, he's struggled in the league with 6 in 23. His best days are long, long gone. And aye I know it was only a suggestion Skeletor.

Would stay well away from Anelka if I were you. Attitude stinks. 32, would want big wages.

Good deal for Young and Villa. Young gets to move to a bigger club, Villa get a decent fee for a player who hasn't performed for them for quite a while.

Still confuses me to the day how that team finished 4th. Bloody brilliant work rate.

Zinedine.