The Prophet

How many minutes has the ball actually been in play here? This is horrendous viewing, I'm out.

They were linked with Lampard

Iraola off to Liverpool. Well earned, interested to see how he gets on.

Plus after June 30th, PSR will be binned.

Sterling in the mud.

So transparently performative.

Good to see a player who puts the hours into his media training.

All getting a bit emotional this. This is what happens when they aren't hounded out.

You could say it went over your head?

More mud for Al...

Didn't realise he'd joined the Arctic Monkeys.

By the time this is announced...

The Times reporting he knocked Liverpool back, as well as Bayern.

Kev's been asked to join the recruitment team in the past and has contacts within it, so I would imagine this is well informed. Not just a fan spitballing.

Explains why Lacroix is getting itchy feet.

Top post, didn't consider it that way.

This is why I'm scared to shave...

The constant Emery glazing has always been tedious tbf.

Forest ITKs speculating they're in for Elanga.

Aye, brilliant delivery on him, but has looked pretty poor beyond that.