The Prophet

I'm more confident than I was v Bournemouth, they're not as energetic or as clinical up top, but they're still a well coached outfit who will make life difficult if we fall behind.

Who's the Turkish geezer that we've been linked with?

[CONFIRMED] Miguel Almirón is a new signing for Atlanta United. The club bought the transfer from Newcastle for US$ 12,000,000. The Paraguayan will arrive at the end of next week to sign for 4 years and seal his return to the institution.

The first goal is yuge in this one. If we score first it'll be s comfortable afternoon, if Fulham score first it'll be a slog.

Aye, looks really promising. Usual Fraudesliga disclaimer though.

Aye, but Keith is a pervert for belittling people on social media.

What's Lineker on about for the Everton penalty? Bit of an odd take.

I don't think the Arsenal red card decision is that bad. It's incredibly soft, but you can see why he's given it. No idea why pundits are discussing the distance from goal when it was given for serious foul play.

Been a lot better of late. This will be... P7 W5 D1 L1 Granted they're still far from their best.

Sloppiness for the goal aside, we were pretty comfortable today without ever getting out of second gear. Only slight concern is that Joelinton and Gordon still looked a bit leggy.

The race for 3rd/4th/5th is a bit tasty. Chelsea, City, Forest, Bournemouth, Villa and ourselves all in with a real shout.

Soz if posted. Fight, fight, fight.

From Fab's mate: "Atlanta United is on the verge of securing the title of Newcastle's Miguel Almiron."

But they get those sweet, sweet rage clicks for implying Miggy is in the squad.

I gather there's been no update since that chap claimed we had a verbal agreement with Atlanta?

Hasn't it been reported a fair but that if we'd have signed Guehi we'd have needed more sales? No idea if Miggy and Kelly would have covered the difference though.

No one's even submitted a bid yet mind.

What did people think he was going to say like? "Aye he's off, hope he never darkens my door again, the grinning cunt."

£250 million

Can't be true, PIF don't care.

Higher commercial revenue and some amortisation dropping off the books perhaps?

The bids for Guehi look even more mad with the benefit of hindsight. I think I read our final one was £55 million.