The Prophet

Luke Edwards and Charlotte Robson

6 goals and 3 assists in his last 10 for the U21s.

Marmoush has looked sharper in recent weeks mind.

I kind of respect it. They're taking the absolute piss out of rules that are in no way fit for purpose, granted we all know the reaction if PIF tried to pull this.

Based on the limited times I've seen him, doesn't he drift central a fair bit?

He needs to go four more games without a yellow to avoid a two game ban, not a chance

Four away wins, one home goal is a bit mad.

Marmoush looks a good player, a rare success from the fraudesliga.

True, I guess if they brought him in during the summer they'd be able to bring 3-4 players in too.

He's a good coach, but stylistically he'd need a serious amount of time to revamp that Spurs squad.

Is Haaland on the take?

Palace’s recently record v Villa is pretty good like.

I'm more thinking the extra European place in the league could be handy. Not that we'll need it like.

Just the six Bournemouth players we've been linked to in recent weeks

It'll go one of two ways. We'll either chuck in an "after the Lord Mayor's Show" 3/10 performance or we'll absolutely batter them.

What a season Forest are having.

The face that haunts VvD's dreams.

The "pump it up" chant is bobbins.