Jill

A Boxing Day win.

Merry Christmas to you all.

GW18: Hull 0-2 Man Utd Aston Villa 2-1 Crystal Palace Cardiff 1-1 Southampton Chelsea 3-1 Swansea Everton 2-0 Sunderland Newcastle 1-0 Stoke Norwich 2-2 Fulham Tottenham 2-1 West Brom West Ham 0-2 Arsenal Man City 3-1 Liverpool

Canny Went for the same, only 91p on though.

The online box office can be fairly infuriating like. Any time I need to buy tickets it seems to take several attempts, and just as I'm about to smash up the computer and swear off football for life, it suddenly goes through fine like the massive fucking troll that it is.

GW17: Liverpool 2-0 Cardiff Crystal Palace 0-2 Newcastle Fulham 1-3 Man City Man Utd 1-0 West Ham Stoke 1-1 Aston Villa Sunderland 0-0 Norwich West Brom 1-0 Hull Southampton 2-0 Tottenham Swansea 2-2 Everton Arsenal 2-1 Chelsea

Our tickets for Hertha BSC v Wolfsburg arrived today. I'm celebrating by watching them play Werder Bremen on BT Sport.

That's my favourite one in a while.

GW 16: Man City 2-1 Arsenal Cardiff 1-1 West Brom Chelsea 2-0 Crystal Palace Everton 1-0 Fulham Newcastle 2-1 Southampton West Ham 2-2 Sunderland Hull 1-0 Stoke Aston Villa 0-1 Man Utd Norwich 0-2 Swansea Tottenham 1-2 Liverpool

Boring draw for us.

I had to unfollow him after every fucking match day you'd get: Man U score anyone? ...Got it thanks Daft shit.

I've had some rotten landlords but that would just be a nightmare.

I can't wait to wake up tomorrow with a gigantic hangover and then remember this and watch the highlights.

Did it right today. Well done.

Jesus.

I'm absolutely buzzing about this result. Each time I calm myself down I notice a Man U fan on Facebook/Twitter and I enjoy their despair all over again.

Ben Arfa & Moyes playing British Bulldogs.

Get those hot chillis ready.

Absolutely over the moon with that. Great game, great result.

Bolton, QPR, MK Dons.

I think I'm actually enjoying this.

Absolutely dreading this. And I hurried round the supermarket so quickly I forgot to buy any snacks.