Jill

I think I was just one great big walking face all of yesterday. I escorted the elderly lady who sits next to me out at half time as she wasn't feeling well and spent the second half wishing I'd gone home too. Utterly grim.

£1.02 each on Sissoko and Williamson anytime.

Bleurgh. Been wide awake for hours with a feeling of dread in the pit of my stomach. Unless that was last night's cider.

So much dread.

For once I'm pleased I'll be out the house for most of this, to save the heartache of waiting around for something to happen.

GW24 Newcastle 1-1 Sunderland West Ham 1-2 Swansea Cardiff 1-0 Norwich Everton 2-1 Aston Villa Fulham 2-3 Southampton Hull 0-2 Tottenham Stoke 1-3 Man Utd West Brom 0-2 Liverpool Arsenal 2-1 Crystal Palace Man City 2-0 Chelsea

Absolutely dreading this.

Frustrating as fuck. We have no goals in us.

Just equalised.... Winning.

Aye.

Goals.

Derby can piss off.

Decent half, wish one or two of those chances had gone in though.

£5 - Derby & QPR

Guy in the background hopefully on the phone to the fashion police.

Chortle.

Win 0-2

I love Jeff.

belter.

Swindon Feel your pain bro.

What happened? She was getting drenched and didn't even know if the chaps could hear what she was saying.

Love how Jeff and the rest just pissed themselves laughing at her.

They seem to have struggled whenever I've seen them in the league this season.

25p on Hertha Berlin to win 2-1

Was going to put on 2-0 to Bayern since I had 25p kicking around but forgot before kick off. £5 - Swindon & Leicester