Jill

Shola's got this sorted like.

Fucking hell they're playing This Charming Man. "We will go out tonight..."

m8 r u bein sarcastic? fuk u al fukn dek u Told u man. Watch dem letterboxes no way blud I'm enjoying this exchange more than the match.

This sounds fucking desperate. I assume it looks just as bad, or worse.

I feel like I should've gone for a league cup bath tonight.

I decided not to bother attempting to watch this but I've stuck the radio on and that's even more fucking stressful.

Came in here after posting my prediction in the match thread. I may or may not jinx it by placing the bet.

I fancy Gosling to score first.

I can't decide whether we're going to lose embarrassingly (since I notice a few teams scraped few last night) or win convincingly and declare that the squad is amazing after all.

GW3 Man City 3-0 Hull City Cardiff City 2-2 Everton Newcastle 1-0 Fulham Norwich 0-2 Southampton West Ham 1-1 Stoke City Crystal Palace 1-2 Sunderland Liverpool 2-2 Man Utd West Brom 2-1 Swansea Arsenal 1-1 Tottenham

I have no idea what I'm reading.

I won my first bet of the season on a draw in the Watford/Forest game then wasted the winnings on Man City & Spurs.

£1 - Newcastle, Everton, Norwich, Stoke & Southampton (to be refunded for next week ) £1 - HBA first goalscorer, because I had a dream it happened

I've gone confident. Win by 2.

Andy Cole. I was gutted when he left, it felt like my first "lesson" on the business side of football.

Against my better judgement, I'm totally starting to look forward to it. Admittedly a large part of that is catching up with my matchday friends and the day out as a whole, but I am looking forward to getting back into SJP as well.

£1 - Oxford United, Rotherham, Charlton, Leicester Returns £9.93 £1 - Newcastle 2-0 Returns £10.00 £1 - HBA to score 2 or more goals Returns £19.00

Fucking hell Throw the hungry people to the dogs. It's possibly a bit extreme a reaction, but I like it. Fair enough if you get to half time and you're a bit peckish and go for a pie but if we're on about people who've potentially ordered something the day before.. that's just weird.

That's what she said. I nearly added a "that's what I said" so I'm pleased someone took the bait.

http://i.imgur.com/ISWzlRP.png Shane Withington, who plays John Palmer on Home & Away http://www.rmk.com.au/wp-content/uploads/Shane_Withington_web_2012_resize-220x262.jpg Joe Fucking Kinnear I tweeted it to the actor and he said JFK looks like him with a hangover.

Start at the top and work my way down, I suppose.

GW2: Fulham 1-1 Arsenal Everton 2-0 West Brom Hull City 0-1 Norwich Newcastle 2-1 West Ham Southampton 3-2 Sunderland Stoke City 0-0 Crystal Palace Aston Villa 2-2 Liverpool Cardiff City 0-3 Man City Tottenham 2-1 Swansea Man Utd 1-1 Chelsea

So fucking rubbish reaching for my pint in anger only to remember it's diet lemonade and not cider.

Christ.

Be brave lads. *Trembles*