Jill

50p - Newcastle 2-0 £2 - Stoke, Crawley & Gillingham Might have a goalscorer bet when the teams are out

I can't believe I've found myself looking forward to this.

30p on Cena and 20p on Ziggler in the Royal Rumble £1 anytime own goal in the match v Villa

Careful putting that in capitals, if Pardew's skim reading this thread for ideas it might be the only thing he picks up on.

Aye. Baloney ftw And re-sign Pistone I loved Pistone.

For the record I pick my own bets before I look at what everyone else has.. remind me next week and I'll avoid your picks.

If the Carlisle and/or the Rotherham result knacks me up then I'l blame you Jill. Oh okay then, you're probably right.

3 of my teams losing 1-0 and the other match is 0-0.

£3 - Burnley, Carlisle, Gillingham, Rotherham

Oh ok then.

I wish we could just look at the line-up/squad for the rest of the season and not actually have to play anyone. Just in case we're somehow still shit.

It's lovely when all the CONFIRMED: threads line up together.

Peeling myself away from the internet long enough for sex.

As much as I adore Williamson.. Yanga-Mbiwa.

Looks a right charver. 2/10 would not bang.

Gerrin.

Hahaha.

Bastard.

Shiny new thread. I feel I should comment on a match.

I had Club Tropicana in my head and it's now morphed into: Yanga-Mbiwa plays for meeeeeeeee I can't get rid of it. Someone at least finish the song for me.

That picture creeps me out, it looks just like my dad.

Love how the pictures have him in my lucky number 32. I need to start lumping on him to score. Yes I'm aware he'll be no. 13.

Mint.

I know precisely nowt about the lad, but I'll treat this as good news, at least until I see him play.