Jill

Another very important contribution tonight.

that and a rampant rabbit.

MOTD going to be responsible for me getting little sleep.

Really wouldn't be worth it for about the 1 in every 20 attempts that my gut instinct is proved right.

Same here, to the point I would've been seething if they'd scored a late consolation goal as we seemed to go through a spell of conceding a few last season.

I keep thinking this is an early game for some reason. Hope we spank them.

I turn all mother hen whenever he plays, I kept thinking he was going to get hurt.

Took his goals very well. I'm dead pleased for him.

I love surprisingly fun matches like that. There was me moaning about Wednesday games.

Said jokingly about 10 minutes before kick off that I was going to log in and put it on Best to score first.

I have £8.40 in my Paddy Power account which I need but it will only let me withdraw £10 or more. Going to have to gamble but can't decide what to go for.

Since when was there a Sports Direct on the first floor? I haven't been since it was JJB - how long ago was that?! I went shopping with the fella before Christmas for some trainers and we went in there, went upstairs, saw the Sports Direct logo and were like 'errr.. when the hell did that happen?!' Had a quick look anyway and it was full of tat as expected, so we moved on somewhere else. Does it still have that pointless fucking football court in the middle of the store? I didn't notice, actually. Used to randomly turn up there sometimes with my mates when we were younger but we were always scared of the charvs who would be hanging around.

Since when was there a Sports Direct on the first floor? I haven't been since it was JJB - how long ago was that?! I went shopping with the fella before Christmas for some trainers and we went in there, went upstairs, saw the Sports Direct logo and were like 'errr.. when the hell did that happen?!' Had a quick look anyway and it was full of tat as expected, so we moved on somewhere else.

I can't stand them. I can't even afford to have a drink so I'll be gymming it pre-match. Hardcore.

Really pleased with this.

Ugh. This is going to be a horrendously shit game and I may have to go to a family meal afterwards. Not good.

I scored an own goal just like that once. Was dead annoyed about it for ages.

£4 on us to win, DNB

This.

Had £2 on City, Spurs, Forest & Southampton. Fucking Forest. Got £4 left, might stick it on Arsenal.

It's as though I bet on it. I did too. Level now.

The idea of beers progressing to pork pies seems funny to me.

That penalty man

This is why I've never voted. young Stu has much to learn from Ometermaster I'm sure Jill could find enlightenment in the OP No one reads OPs.