Jill

The Bolton defence would refuse to come out for the 2nd half if they heard Captian Shit and Lord Bollocks were coming on like.

Suppose these aren't lucky knickers anymore then.

My head says this, but my heart says something along the lines of "MMmuUUueerrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhh".

Are we in denial?

fucking bollocks

Who was it drew my attention in the other thread to Nolan 1-0? It lodged in my brain so having £1 on that. 60p on Wigan. £3 - Cardiff, QPR, Brighton, Shrewsbury

Was actually really impressed with Yokoyama's goal untill I realised that they were girls, which btw, took too long for my comfort. It's easy to spot as because they're so shit she actually manage to do what she does it must be women's football. Hardly an achievement as women's football isn't a real sport. While on the subject, why are women trying to be equal when it's a natural fact that men and women will be built physically different? Their football suffer from the low keepers and big goals, also the pace suffers because they're slower than most males. Why not just shrink the pitch a tiny bit and have a size smaller goals? It would improve their game to the unrecognisable in my opinion, would perhaps even make it possible to watch. I agree.

£1.40 on this, so sorry but it won't happen. Edit - accidentally put an e/w bet on. What a pleb.

Arrgh god, my productivity decreases by about 85% whenever sporcle is linked.

Absolutely shit sick of this one.

God I hated Duff during his time here. Thought the booing was massively over the top though.

How was Vegas? Decent enough? It was absolutely outstanding. Thoroughly enjoyed it. The week flew over though unfortunately. I was hoping to add a picture of said mackem but my phone and computer aren't communicating properly. Not particularly worth the wait, but any opportunity to relive the moment. Head in hands on the bar, sniffling like a bairn, and it was only half time: http://www.dorkatorium.co.uk/oct10/311010a.jpg

Never forget the first time at the match I yelled out "that was fucking crap" or something then looked at my dad, expecting a massive bollocking, and he just grinned and said "don't tell your mam.."

1-1. We'll concede, then equalise shortly after, then have more possession but not be able to get a winner and despite picking up a point I'll end up disappointed. Alternatively, 7-2 win.

I generally have a bad feeling about the game, there's nothing like sitting in the freezing cold for a midweek game and getting beat to bring you crashing back down to earth after a few good results. Hope I'm wrong.

How I wish I was somewhere in there. Minus the Dowdster, course.

You owe me a pint if that comes off. I'm also having £1 on this. Also got £2.08 on us to win. Probably stick some more bets on tomorrow, depending on what time I get up.

I want one more and more every time I see it.

I like it, but that's no ringing endorsement given my fashion sense. I'd buy one for a fiver, but just with the black & white thing and no writing.

Thank fuck I didn't bet today. Wouldn't have won a penny.

Keep forgetting about this. I hope it doesn't churn up my Sunday lunch too badly.

This, along with Barca 3-2 which I nearly missed due to throwing a tantrum . Also enjoyed 1-0 at the mackems when Solano scored, but I was in the home end so it was more for the weird experience of the day.