Jill

Gameweek 3 Spurs 2-2 Liverpool Chelsea 3-0 Burnley Crystal Palace 0-0 Bournemouth Everton 1-0 Stoke Leicester 2-1 Swansea Southampton 2-1 Sunderland Watford 0-2 Arsenal Hull 0-2 Man Utd West Brom 1-1 Middlesbrough Man City 3-1 West Ham Newcastle 1-1 Brighton

It seems I might be going to this. Can't remember the last time I went to a league cup match.

Nice goal.

I decided to roll a dice to get my bet for the 3pm Premier League games so I've ended up with Liverpool Swansea/Hull draw Spurs/Palace draw Watford/Chelsea draw West Brom/Everton

Huddersfield, Bradford, Northampton & Portsmouth

Gameweek 2 Man Utd 2-1 Southampton Stoke 0-2 Man City Tottenham 3-1 Crystal Palace Burnley 1-2 Liverpool West Brom 1-1 Everton Watford 1-3 Chelsea Swansea 1-1 Hull Leicester 0-1 Arsenal Sunderland 0-0 Middlesbrough West Ham 1-0 Bournemouth Bristol City 0-1 Newcastle

Goals.

Wowzers.

Get in.

Ugh. So Newcastle.

I'll get the ambulance booked in.

Ritchie 1-0. I was going to use Skybet (25/1) but my lad offered me 30/1.

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/rafa-benitez-reveals-left-matt-11746376 Stiffness.

Agree. Get some points on the board. Ritchie to score.

Stealing flags man. Great effort, the pictures and videos I've seen looked fantastic.

The defending.

I'm not accepting fat or virgin but I will admit to being spotty as fuck.

Half tempted to go.

When you turn up with a flag it might be worth just saying straight away that you'll not have it out to block their view for the match but you may need a hand to get it under the seat quickly, may help start off on the right foot.

Anyone fancy the Heaton Stan match today? I'm a Jilly nee mates. The FA Cup is there.

Hungover, spent a fortune, shite match but at least it's only Saturday.

Hope you had a good trip anyway! Aye class, was sweating me arse off on the tube mind. Needed a sharp injection of Cornish pasty and Pepsi max to bring me round!

Shite. Nice to see Greg and AliGupter though. 11:17 train back surprisingly well behaved so far.

SPIELTAG! I'm childishly excited.