Jill

Doomed.

Like a husband sat at the bedside of a dying wife he stopped loving years ago.

Gerrin, that was mint.

Comical

Mid-match boredom. http://dorkatorium.co.uk/pictures/chicken3.png

Rabbits in headlights Wearing black & whites.

http://i.imgur.com/EMJZlFC.png Nice patter.

Good to see we haven't lost our knack of conceding right at the end of the first half. Consistency.

CUMSHOT

I really felt like I shouldn't be listening to his moment.

I feel like I might drop off soon. I don't think I'll fight it.

Hate this game already.

Going to be hoping every match I go to has a bald ref so I can nick that.

Being evacuated.

Bradford, Sheff Utd, Oxford

That sounds hilariously shit. I have to watch it.

Someone at the pub the other week spent about an hour recommending this after we got chatting about football films and I said I'd never seen it. Had totally forgotten about that until now.

32, man. RIP.

I wouldn't mind watching Purely Belter again just to see what it's actually like. I can't really remember it at all, though I know I've seen it.

Gameweek 13 Watford 0-1 Man Utd Chelsea 2-0 Norwich Everton 2-1 Aston Villa Newcastle 2-2 Leicester Southampton 1-0 Stoke Swansea 2-1 Bournemouth West Brom 0-2 Arsenal Man City 1-0 Liverpool Spurs 3-1 West Ham Crystal Palace 2-1 Sunderland

Could've closed his gob.

Nice goal, in fact they both were in that game.

Absolute car crash of a match but I'm happy with the 3 points.

Few quid on Man City, Port Vale, Oxford & Shrewsbury.

The pointy chin on the Salford lion is a bit severe.