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Colback looking very comfortable. In doing nothing. The shitcunt.

That's a good one. Better than Cuntenkrands anyway.

This is so boring

kill me

The line-up is a casual reminder that we're still at least 3 players short this window.

<3 Gouffran and Sissoko wide in a flat midfield 4

He had a decent season in 1 of his 6 contracted years then

Fucking hell.

Still think the Blackburn goal was better. Amazing to be there for both of them live.

Different surname, so I'm gonna say no.

Yep, and a large amount of our fans still rate Pardew too.

And there he is getting murdered by Daryll Murphy. North East football

Didn't realise Hutchinson was from up here. They could have an all Geordie CB partnership with Dan Burn as well.

Exactly, Dembele is another one. Seemingly signed because they had success with a different guy with exactly the same name.

Adil Chihi, Kay Voser and Adam Taggert look like decent Championship signings on paper but they're not in the squad either. Bit of a clusterfuck going on there. Their transfer policy has always been a bit bizarre. They signed Larnell Cole and Ryan Tunniclife from Man United (bizarre signings for a Prem team in themselves) and then like 2 weeks later Magath came in, decided he didn't like them and loaned them out. Now they're back there but Tunnicliffe isn't in their squad today and Cole doesn't even have a squad number

Still got a year left.

Love how they've got about 10 players still on the books that seemingly just can't be arsed to play. Where are Ruiz, Stekelenburg, Mitroglou, Kacaniklic, Amorebieta etc?

Think Hartlepool might get dumped out of the Football League this year.

Think Watford will come up now they've got Deeney and Vydra together again.

Bellamy and Dyer were cunts and make Ben Arfa look like a saint in comparison, yet they were managed because they were key players. You don't ostracise your most gifted players FFS. Souness and Pardew are peas in a pod.

I dunno about best player as you can argue the likes of Cabaye are more rounded footballers but Ben Arfa's the most naturally talented we've had in the last decade by a mile IMO. The way the club is ran we wont get another player like him falling into our lap any time soon. Terribly frustrating and depressing situation all round.

Carroll £50 million Forster £12 million You know the fees for English players are ridiculous when NUFC can churn out players with these cumulative values.

£2.5 + the £2 mill we got originally

Manuel Lanzini has gone from River Plate to Al-Jazira in UAE at 21, supposed to be a great talent. Now that's a shit move, not Valbuena going to Dynamo Moscow at 29.

lol gay