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Wankers

Can you cunts stop quoting my post please, getting notifications all over the shop.

Yesssssss

http://www.planetfootball.com/quick-reads/ranking-24-strikers-signed-newcastle-mike-ashley/

Go to the Giraffe bar before the Burnley game and tell him yourself I'll try to remember next time I'm up. He's obsessed with the Krays mind, be careful wormy.

Christ, felt like I'd seen a ghost reading that Tweet tbh. Speed's death has been so shrouded in mystery I didn't think we'd ever hear of him again other than the odd tribute.

Does my fucking head in. *Is with geordie* *mentions other geordie* 'HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA' Just fucking die. Aye that and "whey aye man", Byker Grove, Geordie Shore. I used to entertain a chat about Brown Ale but then I stopped drinking, so that's out now too

Wish the world would fuck off with this Ant & Dec patter like.

Still use this at work and it's a godsend, cheers.

If his name was Sylvio Dycho you'd all be saying it was genius.

Was out last night, did I miss owt?

Lambert brummie's a massive fan of his iirc.

They're going to be so fucking angry when they play us.

Something something index Yes it is but once the forum has been indexed or summit it will work again. Apologies if too technical.

Well this was our first league game since then. Presume Rafa doesn't think that set up will work at home when we won't have as many chances to counter but I agree, would have liked to see something similar. Not sure how to approach Man City but should be similar approach to Stoke (or West Ham actually) when we go to Palace. Ah fuck, so it was. Games have come so thick and fast lately I got mixed up That definitely needs trying again, there was promise there.

Why haven't we gone with the front 4 that looked so good at Stoke since then? Looked like we'd finally cracked it in terms of having a fluid attack with good pace, movement and incisiveness, albeit against shite opposition.

Tbf. We had 1-2 good chances vs Bournemouth, the other chances were excellent attempts by Atsu and Ritchie. Today is just very poor finishing from the bits of the game I've seen. Yeah they were mainly long range efforts against Bournemouth admittedly. Point still stands though that we haven't allowed things to fizzle out after half time recently so hopefully that continues.

Feel like we've been here a few times before this season. Having by far the better of it first half and feeling like we'd rue missed chances, which is exactly what happened for a while (Bournemouth at home for example). But more recently, away to West Ham and Stoke, we've persisted after the break and done the business, so fingers crossed.

The difference is that previous managers used to lie about it for him.

Read an interview with Mata the other day where he said the long term goal of the project was for 1% to come out of every player's contract to go to charitable causes whether they liked it or not.

Erm nar

Why do we still seem to think other clubs will be in a hurry to do us a favour?

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2018/jan/11/manchester-united-alexis-sanchez-arsenal

Lock every thread. Absolutely furious there are so many of the fuckers unlocked ffs.